What the fuck is Pig talking about? Tucker Carlson edition

[RickReternal]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Oof.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Ironic coming from the man who said he can’t pay child support because it might fuck up his insurance ‘career’.

 

[Heyfellas]

Tucker sitting with his mouth agape while Putin talked about the 1200’s for 2 hours was pretty funny

 

[quasi101]

comedy pays the mortgage

 

[quasi101]

by that he means its hilarious that a 50 year old man needs his mother in law to pay back a $1200/month loan

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Nobody knows about failing more than Pat. Especially in court, right fellas? FAT

 

[Steve Ramone]

Schizo pat is in tha hizzouse!

 

[BoomerSperg]

Tucker sitting with his mouth agape while Putin talked about the 1200’s for 2 hours was pretty funny

Funnier than any of Pat's actual attempt at standup, that's for sure.

I'm so sorry, Pat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

but hunter birden is amazeballs as a son

good thing Pat is not a parent

 

[guest]

Patrick (Rick) Tomlinson is the heir to a truck stop gloryhole empire. He was born without the makings of a varsity athlete and deformed earlobes and would be selling himself door to door without generous welfare programs.

He is the face of failsons nationwide, which is why he hates Norm.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Nigger, you sell supplementary insurance and have spent a decade lying about how much you make writing shitty scifi. You would be a failson if it wasn't for your dad being a cock sucking rodeo clown who would rather gargle cum 8 days a week than feed his family.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat has sold a couple of thousand books in his entire career, hasn't had anything published for 3.5 years and has recently had to force adults to pay tens of thousands of dollars of debt he accrued while wasting at least another $100k on a lawsuit hinging on saying a book is "not good" being illegal. And yet he still claimed he has surpassed his own father in every measure. It's easy to not be a "failson" when your own father is apparently as successful as a shanty town full of derelicts.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Hey Patrick, do you like fish sticks?

 

[cachorro]

Tucker hates his country because he sat there and listened to an autistic ass Eastern European history lesson from a guy Pat hates

 

[Podcasting 101]

Tucker is a scumbag but he smartly found his own way to massive success, no?

 

[guest]

Tucker is a scumbag but he smartly found his own way to massive success, no?

His Dad was the director of VoA (CIA front) and Tucker failed to get into CIA. Not exactly nepo baby.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

His Dad was the director of VoA (CIA front) and Tucker failed to get into CIA. Not exactly nepo baby.

Anyone with CIA in their family are scum not to be trusted

 

[CuntFucker .]

"selling door-to-door window treatments"

It's "door-to-door selling" not the other way around. And what's wrong about having a job? Classist Pat is one of the most laughable iterations of this pig, who possibly was a door-to-door insurance sales scumbag.

 

[EraGodless]

Ironic coming from the man who said he can’t pay child support because it might fuck up his insurance ‘career’.

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Is Patrick finally admitting Tommy Tomlinson was a total fucking loser who did not absolutely nothing to give his son a leg up in the world?