That goodreads thread where someone accused him of inappropriate sexual advances and "Patrick" replied "I'm sorry I have a problem I'm getting help" never fails to obliterate my ribs
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
If he's within a hundred miles of me, I'll take a trip to "child" him face to face. I haven't done anything but make fun of him here and publicly accuse him of murdering Bernell Trammell, an innocent African American man, in cold blood - so he has nothing.There could come a day when he's at one of his stupid cons that's attended by someone who found out about him through EVS or JDA, totally independent of this place and far more likely to go to one of those things. What's he gonna do if one or two people walk by his table saying "child" and snickering to themselves? The safe bet is nothing because Pat's a gigantic pussy, but it would be funny to see him try to pull his "you did all that, child" on some rando who learned about Pat on Youtube.
Shit, he ever comes by my neck of the woods I just might be the change I wanna see in the world, I have the perfect alibi where something like this is concerned.
The first of his "swattings" wasn't a swatting; it was just cops asking if he knew anything about a prank Craigslist ad. I don't think the second one - the one he went to the news over - was a swatting either, as they were given a different address to the one he was in. At that point they're just checking that the neighbours are OK.
I can't be fucked looking at the rest of them; if he's lied about two it's likely he's lied about four. Plus, I'm sure he claimed he'd been swatted twice before we even heard of him, but those seem to have disappeared from the timeline.
The "Identity theft" seems to be bullshit, too - you need to get some benefit from the theft (credit card, cash, goods or services) to count as theft, and I don't think anyone has as yet. Folks from here have only impersonated him for comedic effect, which SNL's been doing weekly since the 70s.
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He’s never been swatted
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Well since literally no one here did any of that shit, I guess you guys have nothing to worry about.
Who’s worrying? Lmfao
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There’s a kids’ book titled “The Cow that Went Oink” and this reminds me of that.
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Exactly.