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"What makes you think you'd ever have a chance with me"-Literal potato in a wheelchair

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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imagine the sounds of some psychopath aggressively facefucking that thing!
I think any sexual interaction with her would necessitate all of that anyway. I'd wrap her in one of those novelty tortilla blankets and scream obscenities at her in broken but well-pronounced Spanish while I savagely railed her, for instance. Or maybe I'd attach a dog harness to her and suspend her from a tetherball pole, trying to cock-spear any available hole on each swing.
Question for everyone: How would you abuse this nugget?
 

The Fuchitive

Still alive as of January 2024
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I think any sexual interaction with her would necessitate all of that anyway. I'd wrap her in one of those novelty tortilla blankets and scream obscenities at her in broken but well-pronounced Spanish while I savagely railed her, for instance. Or maybe I'd attach a dog harness to her and suspend her from a tetherball pole, trying to cock-spear any available hole on each swing.
Question for everyone: How would you abuse this nugget?
I would probably ejaculate into her tube and leave my load in there for several months without cleaning it, but that's just me
 
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