What language do I learn/what wife do I get?

[guest]

I want a big catholic family and I want us to have fun and dance and be happy. The wedding in the godfather is my dream wedding.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

my dream wedding

 

[guest]

Lol i knew rhat sounded gay as soon as i typed it but we are uncensored unrestrictes no bosses here folks

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Hottest professor I ever had was an ancient/medieval history professor who was an italian milf. Made me visit her office once and told me she knew i could do better with my grade. Should have tried to maybe kiss her?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Hottest professor I ever had was an ancient/medieval history professor who was an italian milf. Made me visit her office once and told me she knew i could do better with my grade. Should have tried to maybe kiss her?

Rape.

 

[guest]

Hottest professor I ever had was an ancient/medieval history professor who was an italian milf. Made me visit her office once and told me she knew i could do better with my grade. Should have tried to maybe kiss her?

Okay fuck it. Imagine a dr melfi wife. Im going italian baby!!!

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Rape.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Rape.

I wish I had, chode-thumbster. She had the glasses and everything. Thick italian accent. I could have done without the chain smoking though.

Okay fuck it. Imagine a dr melfi wife. Im going italian baby!!!

I hadn't watched Sopranos at that point and when I began watching it I instantly thought of this professor when I saw melfi, though this lady had sort of sandy blonde hair. The italians are a passionate people. Just stay away from those Sicilians. *spits on floor*

 

[guest]

I wish I had, chode-thumbster. She had the glasses and everything. Thick italian accent. I could have done without the chain smoking though.


I hadn't watched Sopranos at that point and when I began watching it I instantly thought of this professor when I saw melfi, though this lady had sort of sandy blonde hair. The italians are a passionate people. Just stay away from those Sicilians. *spits on floor*

Also italian women may like me, since i dated one once and she was hot. So i may have a chance.

 

[aRTie02150]

Find a nice Russian.

Don't they have one of the oldest versions of Christianity?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

best lines in my opinion are:
"Kick down the door unannounced why she lay on the couch
I gives a fuck this yo' house, place that crotch on my mouth"

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Find a nice Russian.

Don't they have one of the oldest versions of Christianity?

I dated a Ukrainian chick back in high school. She was smoking hot then; she's still smoking hot at 45. But beware, some age like spoiled borscht and end up looking like Baba Yaga.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Well, I’ll tell you this, mexican women, or some, might not care if you rape on the side, as long as you dangle that green card in her face.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Dad, Mom really wishes you'd learn Cantonese so you can understand her frantic texts trying to tell you we need more money for rat and dog meat.

 

[johnnynoname]

I want a big catholic family

sex has to happen for this to be a thing- you know that right?




.....WITH A WOMAN

 

[guest]

The language of love: Glock 17

 

[guest]

sex has to happen for this to be a thing- you know that right?




.....WITH A WOMAN

Lol i love you

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Lol i love you

He's Italian too, you know... The only question is, who proposes first to call dibs on being the "man"?

 

[johnnynoname]

................WITH A WOMAN

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If a woman forces you to learn something she isn't worth it.