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I love to fart.
I hate to sneeze.
I hate to sneeze.
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What is your favorite and least favorite bodily function?
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Farting and burping are fun.
Heart attacks not so much.
Heart attacks not so much.
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I hate being depressed
I like cold showers
I like cold showers
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Living
Dying
Dying
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Laughing and crying
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I enjoy a good sneeze but only when you can let it fly without covering your face and there is nobody around. I dont sneeze a bunch in a row so its usually one or two good power sneezes.
I dont like puking.
I dont like puking.
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Worst = Dry heaving/puking bile
Best = peeling off scab
Best = peeling off scab
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Subhuman
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Favourite: cumming
Worst: coughing
Worst: coughing
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I wanna cum like taking a piss!
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I like blinking.
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A good long piss when you have been dying to go is pretty good as is a nice healthy shit.
Cramp is the worst bodily function. I have broken bones that hurt less than cramp in your foot that basically makes you completely freeze up in agony
Cramp is the worst bodily function. I have broken bones that hurt less than cramp in your foot that basically makes you completely freeze up in agony
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You shouldn’t mock other cultures food.
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I hate pain
I like whatever happens when you get injected with Dilaudid
I like whatever happens when you get injected with Dilaudid
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I gave myself an almost Tomlinson-esque injury the other day coughing while moving something in the workshop - something in my side felt like it tore.
I'm embarressed but at least I didn't end-up on the floor waiting for a fucking dyke to come home.
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best:
digestive track- thanks bb for letting me eat donuts and beer and enchiladas and wake up the next day feeling like 100 grand
ear canal acoustics- You can listen to headphones (not bluetooth, fuck that emf) all day for years and have normal hearing if you keep the volume under 160 decibels. amazing
worst:
-circadian rhythm- going to bed at 11 pm expected to get 9 hrs and waking up at 4am-- and you're up and at em. gay fucking shit
-taint hair- There is no use for this. the body should adapt to modern cultural beauty standards so I don't get dingeberrys and have to shower.
best/worst:
olfactory nerves: I hate the smell of africans or pajeets in an elevator (had this yday) but love da primal lust that a woman's pheremones give off after a a nice sweat- anything better than licking a chick's stomach with da lil happy trail hairs after sweaty sex? if ykyk
digestive track- thanks bb for letting me eat donuts and beer and enchiladas and wake up the next day feeling like 100 grand
ear canal acoustics- You can listen to headphones (not bluetooth, fuck that emf) all day for years and have normal hearing if you keep the volume under 160 decibels. amazing
worst:
-circadian rhythm- going to bed at 11 pm expected to get 9 hrs and waking up at 4am-- and you're up and at em. gay fucking shit
-taint hair- There is no use for this. the body should adapt to modern cultural beauty standards so I don't get dingeberrys and have to shower.
best/worst:
olfactory nerves: I hate the smell of africans or pajeets in an elevator (had this yday) but love da primal lust that a woman's pheremones give off after a a nice sweat- anything better than licking a chick's stomach with da lil happy trail hairs after sweaty sex? if ykyk