What is the ultimate (LEGAL) finishing move, that we can deal out to Patrick?

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Personally, I'd like more Jon Snyder gossip. Nikki probably wont leave Patrick because she IS Patrick herself. He's already toiling in obscurity pretty hard...

Any ideas? I'm not a member of the secret forum, otherwise I'd post this there. The only thing I can think of is pulling a Josiah/Spaceedge-like troll, by pretending to be a major scout of a huge publisher/studio, that wants to actively court Patrick for development deals and the like, leading him on super hard in order to get his hopes up, then pulling out the rug from under him in a glorious fashion. That's all I got

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'm not a member of the secret forum, otherwise I'd post this there.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

We just typically let him self destruct, then point and laugh.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

We just typically let him self destruct, then point and laugh.

I guess that's it.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The coup de grace would be his twitter getting..

 

[guest]

Really going after the SFWA and their criminal pedophilia will trickle down to them turning on Fat for bringing us fawking trojan horses, into their realm. Then we sit back and watch...wouldn't surprise me if SFWA sues Pat for the 125K or claims he fraudulently misrepresented his case to them.

 

[AntSucks]

He doesn't have any money left to do any self destruction on the kind of scale he's done so far, but hopefully we'll get some bodycam footage of his encounters with the police - DUI stops, threats etc. Classic white trash stuff. I hope it doesn't come to this, but I imagine he'll shoot someone one day and then claim self defense. I hope he misses and the victim testifies that his gun jammed because it was clogged up with butter. I hope the prosecutor is a minority man, and his defense is a woman called LaShawnda.

 

[Phish]

Pat has done the worst thing anyone could ever do to Pat. Hes got himself buried up past his ears in debt and he’s currently drowning him and his wife both out of a house…essentially for nothing at all.

 

[guest]

Pat has done the worst thing anyone could ever do to Pat. Hes got himself buried up past his ears in debt and he’s currently drowning him and his wife both out of a house…essentially for nothing at all.

Getting in 27Kdebt to expand a business would be something to not be ashamed of for eg...But he basically ruined his credit rating and will lose possessions, because of WORDS.

 

[Brooke Shields]

(read in "OH BOY A DOODY HAT")




LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN



i expect this to be submitted as evidence, with the first statement obmitted of course.

 

[peckafacce]

He doesn't have any money left to do any self destruction on the kind of scale he's done so far, but hopefully we'll get some bodycam footage of his encounters with the police - DUI stops, threats etc. Classic white trash stuff. I hope it doesn't come to this, but I imagine he'll shoot someone one day and then claim self defense. I hope he misses and the victim testifies that his gun jammed because it was clogged up with butter. I hope the prosecutor is a minority man, and his defense is a woman called LaShawnda.

Unless there is video evidence on the level of Rittenhouse, any self defense claims will be severely hurt by his tweets

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Pat has done the worst thing anyone could ever do to Pat. Hes got himself buried up past his ears in debt and he’s currently drowning him and his wife both out of a house…essentially for nothing at all.

Sir.
Which are you insinuating?
Patrick S Tomlinson is the dumbest fatass ever?
OR
Patrick S Tomlinson is the fattest dumbass ever?
Ribs await, atalker.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I just call out his lies and point and laugh.

That being said I think I could actually run a batch to a picture of him working a menial job with a nametag, the Special Boy Creative forced to actually work.

 

[AntSucks]

Unless there is video evidence on the level of Rittenhouse, any self defense claims will be severely hurt by his tweets

Like there would be video of Pat running.

 

[PeteRose]

well quasi is going to have him begging for money in public very shortly

 

[Midian9876]

He will self destruct on his own if everyone just continues to stay the course. He’ll get drunk one night, tweet something stupid, and get chased off the platform or piss off the right people that will close the coffin on his joke of a career as an author.

 

[Harry Powell]

gay ass thread. For the “ultimate finishing move” to be on theme it has to be Pat driving the self-destruction, and we are just there enabling it.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Not sure but my semi gf is pissed as I keep turning the TV volume down because I’m quietly waiting for the knock

 

[ErinSith]

Getting in 27Kdebt to expand a business would be something to not be ashamed of for eg...But he basically ruined his credit rating and will lose possessions, because of WORDS.

It’s really amazing. All he had to do to not totally ruin his life is decide to stop getting mad at strangers on the internet at some point in the last four years, and he couldn’t even do that.

it’s as simple as just scribbling and taping a note above his laptop screen that says “LOL CALM DOWN”