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What is Thanksgiving?

gassers

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Some Pilgrims were hungry and the indians gave them some food, and they said thanks, and then the indians died of small pox, and the pilgrims caught syphilis from fucking their corpses, the turkey represents their plight.
If that is the case, shouldn't white people feed native americans the feast?

Why eat it all by themselves, doesn't make sense logically. If they are actually thanking the indians?
 

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Thanksgiving is the time when Americans thank us Europeans for wiping out Indians and gifting the continent civilization.
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Do present day savage indians also celebrate it?
I actually looked this up, some nations outright reject it, while others hold it as one of the most important holidays of the year. I think many thanksgiving traditions are modeled on a certain nations pre-existing harvest season traditions, and they hold it as their Christmas, as in, most important celebration of the year.
 

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I actually looked this up, some nations outright reject it, while others hold it as one of the most important holidays of the year. I think many thanksgiving traditions are modeled on a certain nations pre-existing harvest season traditions, and they hold it as their Christmas, as in, most important celebration of the year.
You explained it wrong to me turk, it was a thanks to god for the harvest that was planted by pilgrims.

Nothing to do with indians. makes sense tbh.
 

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You explained it wrong to me turk, it was a thanks to god for the harvest that was planted by pilgrims.

Nothing to do with indians. makes sense tbh.
That's cuz shes a dumb canuck who read the story of thanksgiving in a readers digest 3 sentence explainer.

 

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"In the middle of the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln, prompted by a series of editorials written by Sarah Joseph Hale, proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day, to be celebrated on the 26th, the final Thursday of November 1863."
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"Be thankful that 600,000 American's had the privilege of dying for niggers who will surely appreciate their sacrifice."
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