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What is Chuck Norris's Best Movie And Why Is It Lone Wolf McQuade?

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Seriously, it fucking rules


Also honorable mention for The Hitman, where he calls these Iranian gangsters Camel Jockeys and shoots some Guido for annoying him (among other things)
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Code of Silence I think is his best movie. Was meant for Clint Eastwood and directed by Andrew Davis who also did Under Siege, Above The Law, and The Fugitive.

But I like Lone Wolf - him and David Carradine had to be told multiple times to stop hitting each other for real during their fight scene at the end.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I don't know why but I never liked Chuck Norris's face so I never watched his movies. I can't remember which one, but there was some over the top action movie with Chuck Norris my dad would put on sometimes. He told me Chuck Norris wears a toupee. I've never heard anyone else say that, but my dad's pretty confident that you could snatch Chuck Norris's hair off his head. He's like "I can just tell."
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I don't know why but I never liked Chuck Norris's face so I never watched his movies. I can't remember which one, but there was some over the top action movie with Chuck Norris my dad would put on sometimes. He told me Chuck Norris wears a toupee. I've never heard anyone else say that, but my dad's pretty confident that you could snatch Chuck Norris's hair off his head. He's like "I can just tell."
He probably does, they made him dye his hair blonde at first for the movies. His real name is actually Carlos - Chuck was a nickname given to him when he was in the Air Force.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I don't know why but I never liked Chuck Norris's face so I never watched his movies. I can't remember which one, but there was some over the top action movie with Chuck Norris my dad would put on sometimes. He told me Chuck Norris wears a toupee. I've never heard anyone else say that, but my dad's pretty confident that you could snatch Chuck Norris's hair off his head. He's like "I can just tell."
I liked this movies because unlike action stars now, or even dudes then like Seagal, you believed Chuck could kick these people's ssses. And his variety of techniques made it visually more interesting.

Delta Force was great but I've gotten to enjoy Delta Force 2 maybe more. he always plays well opposite actors who are great villains. Billy Drago, David Carradine, Michael parks ..
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I liked this movies because unlike action stars now, or even dudes then like Seagal, you believed Chuck could kick these people's ssses. And his variety of techniques made it visually more interesting.

Delta Force was great but I've gotten to enjoy Delta Force 2 maybe more. he always plays well opposite actors who are great villains. Billy Drago, David Carradine, Michael parks ..
Delta Force 2 got straight to the point with action. Delta Force was a bit long and to me is best described with this Simpsons reference
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quark

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I like Silent Rage. Also it’s the only Chuck Norris flick I have seen
 
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