WHAT IF...

BoringFaggot · Oct 20, 2024

you were dating a chick and she wanted you to meet her dog, and when you walked in the door she had 1,000 jars of peanut butter?

Marriage material?

RedHeadpw2 · Oct 20, 2024

HomeRunCumia said:
you were dating a chick and she wanted you to meet her dog, and when you walked in the door she had 1,000 jars of peanut butter?

Marriage material?

I think I'd leave in a Jiff-y.

*Yeah, it's Jif (one f). Whaddaya want?!

BUBBLER · Oct 20, 2024

RedHeadpw2 said:
I think I'd leave in a Jiff-y.

Bullshit.

Uncle Floyd · Oct 20, 2024

Wife material? You're damn Skippy!

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell · Oct 20, 2024

HomeRunCumia said:
you were dating a chick and she wanted you to meet her dog, and when you walked in the door she had 1,000 jars of peanut butter?

Marriage material?

I expected a reddit link to accompany this

Gay Faggot. · Oct 20, 2024

Phish · Oct 20, 2024

Id probably date her because she’s likely a prepper and stashing non perishables and thinking ahead. Pretty smart thing to do

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WHAT IF...

BoringFaggot

Not in the clique

RedHeadpw2

Fan of the Era

BUBBLER

I’m in a Long distance relationship with Mustard.

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Getting my rocks off. Emptying my boulders.

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show