What if Pat was actually the number one insurance salesman in the Midwest?

[guest]

And that's why it's taking him over two years to write his Tiny Tim book...cause he's too busy closing.

A.B.A.Y.D.

A...Always.

B... Be.

A...Abandoning.

Y...Your.

Daughter.


More time to close.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

First prize is a 2008 4 cylinder Mustang.
Second prize is a set of bespoke steak knives.
Third prize is your daughter.

 

[guest]

First prize is a 2008 4 cylinder Mustang.
Second prize is a set of bespoke steak knives.
Third prize is your daughter.

You see this Wellington? This Wellington costs more than your car.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

You see this Wellington? This Wellington costs more than your car.

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I worked half a shift at Target - THAT'S my name.

You know what it takes to sell life insurance? It takes brass boobs to sell life insurance.

 

[guest]

He’d probably have a better house in that case

 

[Stent]

I worked half a shift at Target - THAT'S my name.

You know what it takes to sell life insurance? It takes brass boobs to sell life insurance.

Grace! What did that policeman say about my stalkers? Yes, felony and they're going to prison. Thank you, Grace.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking child? You stlaker.

 

[guest]

Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking child? You stlaker.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YEWWWWWWW!

YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS [SIZE=22px]SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

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[guest]

Just let me talk to the higher ups at twitter.

it will only take a few minutes of your time.

please, Im begging you, this account is really important to me, It's all I have left

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Put. The. Meatloaf. Down. Meatloaf is for closers. You call yourself an author, you fat fucking faggot?

 

[guest]

Just let me talk to the higher ups at twitter.

it will only take a few minutes of your time.

please, Im begging you, this account is really important to me, It's all I have left

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The tweets are weak? The fucking tweets are weak? You're weak. I can take the 49,000 followers you've got and make $15,000 tonight.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

You're such a great author, you're so funny...how come you're texting us back, wasting your time with a bunch a bums?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They say Regional Sales Manager Paddy Tomlinson could sell an adult hooker to a Cumia.

 

[guest]

Number 1 on the west side

 

[guest]

Fat guy? I don't give a shit. Absent father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids toys.

 

[guest]

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You're such a great author, you're so funny...how come you're texting us back, wasting your time with a bunch a bums?

I made $970 in book sales last year. How much you make? You see child, that's who I am and you're nobody.

 

[guest]

Put. The. Meatloaf. Down. Meatloaf is for closers. You call yourself an author, you fat fucking faggot?

And you know what you'll be sayin', buncha losers sitting around in Hooligans. "Oh yeah, I used to be a sci-fi author. That's a tough racket."

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Always Be Childing