What if instead of Big Jay Oakerson

[Turk February]

It was Big GAY Oakerson

 

[The Talking Dead]

Or Pig Gay Oinkerson. Take off your fingerless gloves and pants chain, faggot. You're 45.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pig Gay Oinkerson is kind of the standard. He mentioned it on The Bonfire one time years ago. He called James Corden a "faggy little oinky-boy" and then paused for a second and was like "You should see what people call me on the internet."

 

[Turk February]

Or Pig Gay Oinkerson. Take off your fingerless gloves and pants chain, faggot. You're 45.

tough, but fair

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Or Pig Gay Oinkerson. Take off your fingerless gloves and pants chain, faggot. You're 45.

I recall a story Pig Gay Oinkerson told about his wife (ex?) was arguing with some dude out in front of the apartment they were living at and he saw it and came outside all King Kong'd out and started huffin and puffin trying to intimidate the guy in front of his wife and Big Gay slipped on some ice and snow falling directly on his lard ass when got close and the guy just busted out pointing and laughing at him!

Nice billy bad ass, stupid. How fucking utterly humiliating. Probably only had enough time to find one fingerless glove and had one sweatpant leg pulled up. Ooof. I don't know if I could ever admit that story if it happened to me it's so humiliating. I'm glad he did though! Tub of shit likely crushed the asphalt beneath the ice too.

Giant tire popping pothole still there today and above it is a pair of fingerless gloves tied together with shoestring hanging over a branch.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Hahahahaha hell yeah dude

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I recall a story Pig Gay Oinkerson told about his wife (ex?) was arguing with some dude out in front of the apartment they were living at and he saw it and came outside all King Kong'd out and started huffin and puffin trying to intimidate the guy in front of his wife and Big Gay slipped on some ice and snow falling directly on his lard ass when got close and the guy just busted out pointing and laughing at him!

Nice billy bad ass, stupid. How fucking utterly humiliating. Probably only had enough time to find one fingerless glove and had one sweatpant leg pulled up. Ooof. I don't know if I could ever admit that story if it happened to me it's so humiliating. I'm glad he did though! Tub of shit likely crushed the asphalt beneath the ice too.

Giant tire popping pothole still there today and above it is a pair of fingerless gloves tied together with shoestring hanging over a branch.

You have to give him credit for telling that story because he comes off like a moron.

 

[Stent]

Doing standup is part of his humiliation fetish.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Doing standup is part of his humiliation fetish.

He does like talking about how small his penis is. He likes talking about dicks in general actually.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Jig Fag Porkerson

 

[Stent]

He does like talking about how small his penis is. He likes talking about dicks in general actually.

I assume he's deliberately shown his to the pizza boy on many occasions and they no longer deliver there.