What if he was Tim ‘The Drool Man’ Taylor?

[Dog Eater]

And the whole show was about giving power tools to a literal retard. They could call it Genome Improvement.

 

[musTARD]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What if he was Tim The Stool Man Taylor and he was battling ass cancer.

 

[BUBBLER]

What if he put a dildo on a drill and shoved it up his ass

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What if there was an episode that ended with Tim drunk and smashing shit and screaming because Randy isn't white and then from then on Jill and Randy aren't on the show anymore, and Brad and Mark seem really scared of Tim and it's implied that Tim murdered Jill and Randy and made Brad and Mark help getting rid of the bodies using power tools. AUGH AUGH AUGH.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

What if there was an episode that ended with Tim drunk and smashing shit and screaming because Randy isn't white and then from then on Jill and Randy aren't on the show anymore, and Brad and Mark seem really scared of Tim and it's implied that Tim murdered Jill and Randy and made Brad and Mark help getting rid of the bodies using power tools. AUGH AUGH AUGH.

Tim They're Buried Under The Poolman Taylor

 

[musTARD]

Tim the Cool Man Tailor and he makes snazzy suits

 

[The Shah of Iran]

What if it was Time the Stool Man Taylor and it was just them shitting all over the TV studio

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What if it was Time the Stool Man Taylor and it was just them shitting all over the TV studio

Or he has a stopwatch and clocks how long you take to poop.

 

[BUBBLER]

What if it was Dan "The Rape Man" Mullen?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What if it was Dan "The Rape Man" Mullen?

It is.

 

[Kinderman]

What if it was Tim the Yule Man Taylor and it was just The Santa Clause?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What if it was Tim the Yule Man Taylor and it was just The Santa Clause?

It's the G-rated ones that get my ribs sometimes.