What is the future of this thing of ours?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What happens when Tits, Worm, Nana and Joe Qumia die?
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We deface their memorial pages and move on.
Some other idiots will take their place.
Start branching out to their extended families. Just because they defaulted on their mortgage with us, doesn't mean the debt goes away.
A nigger is a nigger is a nigger. And If you squint a little..
oh you were finished?
oh you were finished?
We dig them up, just to make sure they're dead, then we rape them.
The torch must remain lit. Once Nana and Worm are no longer around to defend themselves, we can begin putting the boots to them for real.
On a personal note, I'm confused why you mention "Tits?"
What does that even mean, are you talking about Opie...? Good luck with that.
Brother Joe? I might get a little misty listening to the Black Earl song when he passes.
When the day comes, I'll be working with wheelchair braunheiser and Erock to restore the classic Opie shows, his name will be remembered.
On a personal note, I'm confused why you mention "Tits?"
What does that even mean, are you talking about Opie...? Good luck with that.
Brother Joe? I might get a little misty listening to the Black Earl song when he passes.
When the day comes, I'll be working with wheelchair braunheiser and Erock to restore the classic Opie shows, his name will be remembered.
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I'd like to believe that we'd still mock them after they die but honestly I'll probably forget Ant ever existed within six months of his death.
The torch gets passed to a younger and more emboldened generation. This thing of ours is never ending.
I hate to admit I actually like the black earl song.
There will always be niggers and faggots to make fun of
I'm not sure about the details, but I am sure brothamen never die
Sam Roberts lives on
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I would say Pat would be still around since he's younger than them all, but who am I kidding? His beer and brat heart will give out before theirs do again and there's no stent that can fix that barely beating lard sac beneath his ample bosoms.
Opie: sparsely attended service, small headstone, unkempt grave site.
Jim: unclaimed body, Potter's Field
Joe: cheapo cremation, box of ashes kept on top shelf of daughter's hall closet.
Nana: body discovered three weeks after death in advanced state of decomposition. Private service, buried in third-rate cemetery next to highway.
Jim: unclaimed body, Potter's Field
Joe: cheapo cremation, box of ashes kept on top shelf of daughter's hall closet.
Nana: body discovered three weeks after death in advanced state of decomposition. Private service, buried in third-rate cemetery next to highway.