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Did they find out corpses can't enter marital contracts? Did she realize he's about to get cut off from the Cumia sibling fund?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Hrrrmph. I’ve heard all your retarded MILLENIAL opinions on my RELATIONSHIP. Something you morons will NEVER have. Carol and I are married SPIRITUALLY. It’s that simple. We don’t need your PRECIOUS government to acknowledge it. She’s not a corpse I can guarantee THAT
. The “cumia sibling fund”? How you guys are constantly wrong is BAFFLING to ME. The Cumia Bros are always doing fine. How’s your moms place? Still DECREPIT?
. PS you should look at these things called TAXES. They’re a lot easier to pay when you’re “single” 
. #hotgrandma #boomerknowledge #CPMedia
. The “cumia sibling fund”? How you guys are constantly wrong is BAFFLING to ME. The Cumia Bros are always doing fine. How’s your moms place? Still DECREPIT?. PS you should look at these things called TAXES. They’re a lot easier to pay when you’re “single” . #hotgrandma #boomerknowledge #CPMedia
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Probably trying to be as quiet as possible since they don't want their wedding venue's fax machine to start printing pictures of Joe getting fucked in the ass at The Big Apple Ranch, their phones ringing off the hook, pizzas delivered, contact forms spammed, etc.
According to Joe, "Why buy the cow when you already are one?"
Why have the cow when you already have the old wench who milks it in the barn for free?
Back on the old sub I think I recall someone saying that if she remarries she will lose some kind of pension or something from her dead husband.
I remember that as well. Classy ol’ JoeH said something about her being worth more single because she gets a survivor payout from her dead husband.
LOD
Self important retards just can't help but spill all their personal shit out on the internet for the world to see for the resort of eternity