"what does this place only hire ugly people?" "No. I don't see your mom working here."

[aRTie02150]

Just heard this in Dunkin Donuts and actually laughed because the person had no rebuttal at all.

Hope you're all having a great afternoon.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Fawkin buried that cocksocka.

 

[wbgreen]

That guy must work comedy clubs at night. No way a civilian could come up with a line so brutal.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Theres a difference between only hiring ugly people and hiring all the world's ugly people. The line makes no sense.

 

[aRTie02150]

That guy must work comedy clubs at night. No way a civilian could come up with a line so brutal.

It was a girl. She was either black or Dominican. Looked like hoodrat.

 

[johnnynoname]

Dominican.

Looked like hoodrat.

...bruh

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"My mom's dead"

Doesn't everyone learn that in school?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"My mom's dead"

Doesn't everyone learn that in school?

There was a kid on my highschool football team whose mother was genuinely 100% dead and he'd do the "my mom's dead" thing and nobody EVER believed him. It was hilarious/sad because it actually started bothering him after a while.

"That's what your mom said"

"My mom's dead."

"Oh yeah, then what'd she die of?"

"Bone marrow cancer."

"Buuullshiiit, faggot."

"She died of bone marrow cancer when I was ten."

"Suuuure she did."

 

[CQ Beans]

Just heard this in Dunkin Donuts and actually laughed because the person had no rebuttal at all.

Hope you're all having a great afternoon.

You need to write a book of quotes, Art.

 

[cachorro]

That guy must work comedy clubs at night. No way a civilian could come up with a line so brutal.

Id like to introduce you to black people. For all their many many faults, this is something a lot of the men excel at.

 

[wbgreen]

Id like to introduce you to black people. For all their many many faults, this is something a lot of the men excel at.

 

[aRTie02150]

Id like to introduce you to black people. For all their many many faults, this is something a lot of the men excel at.

There's no question about it. But this employee was a woman, which made it even funnier.

They know how to crack a joke at your expense. Hopefully she doesn't get attacked by her victim when she leaves work.

 

[cachorro]

Sorry I’m one of those guys that reads an op and dumps my load without reading replies

 

[1073waaf]

"My mom's dead"

Doesn't everyone learn that in school?

Your mom is dead. Elaborate on that…

 

[cachorro]

Your mom is dead. Elaborate on that…
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