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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
Not sure where the “if I play” part is valid because if you’re being paid $300 for 3 hours of work, you can bet your smelly bovine ass that you’re expected to play.
I think he means that the shift managers at TGI Fridays don’t care if he plays or not because their boss booked him, not them. Also they probably try to persuade him not to play because the fat old man singing and being studiously ignored by patrons is just plain depressing.
 

Zeroman

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I think he means that the shift managers at TGI Fridays don’t care if he plays or not because their boss booked him, not them. Also they probably try to persuade him not to play because the fat old man singing and being studiously ignored by patrons is just plain depressing.
I don’t doubt that for a bit, but I’d be hard pressed to think that the “cushy” gig he’s braying about, is in fact the TGIFriday’s gig.

Also, anyone paying this fool 300 bones for a solo acoustic show is getting properly fleeced and needs to be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
I’d be hard pressed to think that the “cushy” gig he’s braying about, is in fact the TGIFriday’s gig.
This is Joseph Cumia we’re talking about here. He’s got a long history of talking up his work experiences and claiming things that are verifiably false (see his discharge papers for that). Describing a lonely night at a chain restaurant as a “cushy gig” with insane perks is exactly the kind of bullshit he’d try.
 

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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
A "musician" who, got a gig. Woo hoo! He can actually help Carol out. Paying the bills.
I wonder if Joe ever got caught up on the PSE&G power bill he spent months raging about but not paying. Definitely want to be in good standing with them ASAP since air conditioner weather arrived in the greater NY area weeks ago. (Don’t need it every day yet, but definitely at least a few times a week.)
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
I wonder if Joe ever got caught up on the PSE&G power bill he spent months raging about but not paying. Definitely want to be in good standing with them ASAP since air conditioner weather arrived in the greater NY area weeks ago. (Don’t need it every day yet, but definitely at least a few times a week.)
especially when little bro doesn’t have the pool for the cow to go cool down
 
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