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He’d have an extra 80k i know that
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What does Patricks life look like if we never interacted with him?
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I think it'd be no-better if not worse, nearly the attention he's had in the last 3 yyears has been related to his alleged 'stlakers'.
He still wouldv'e concentrated on his twitter, after his one semi-viral moment, so I doubt he would've been 'creating'
He still wouldv'e concentrated on his twitter, after his one semi-viral moment, so I doubt he would've been 'creating'
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Thats already factored in, he doesn’t stop using twitter in this scenario. Which makes it hard for me to guess if his life would be just as miserable, only with some other group focused on him
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'We' are a symptom of Tomlinsonitis. And in fact probably overall less malignant as the farms brutalizes other entrants seeking to milk our pig.
Without us, the Pig would face a much wider onslaught of underbridge dwellers.
Let's not pretend that Mr 1.7 could achieve any measurable success in life, with or without us.
Without us, the Pig would face a much wider onslaught of underbridge dwellers.
Let's not pretend that Mr 1.7 could achieve any measurable success in life, with or without us.
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He’d be a little better off but still finding ways to leech off of Niki’s mother. He’s talentless so any fame he got was going to be quickly destroyed because it’s impossible to outrun nature. He’s just too fat
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We would've kept our subreddit(despite the gestapo-ing), he would've continued being a complete ass & lolcow in waiting, we'd eventual cross paths and end up here again
Fatrick is an eventuality
Fatrick is an eventuality
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The guy who originally made the thread with the Norm tweet had been fucking with him for a while iirc, as had a few others from the subreddit, so it feels inevitable he would've come onto the radar. Pretending that's not the case for a second though - I think he would've still fucked his life and opportunities even without our involvement. He's just such an unrelenting, arrogant asshole that it would've caught up to him eventually. Just look at his interactions with Leslie and how much that's cost him in terms of his reputation in the sci fi community. It didn't really take any encouraging from us for her to discover what an utter pos he is and feel motivated to go after him. He also would've probably been discovered by places like KF naturally at some point if we hadn't have brought him there.
In any possible scenario that played out though, I know this - he would still be very fat.
In any possible scenario that played out though, I know this - he would still be very fat.
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He threatened to murder his ex-wife and newborn daughter without any influence from us, schinkle about it.
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He had some gumption that day, I tell ya. No 12 straight hours of tweeting from under the fart blanket on this particular afternoon.
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KingofGains/StealthyGains from KF (who is a good dude on Twitter) had already been fighting with him before we knew him as well so I think, as TDS really took hold, there's a good chance he'd end up on the KF radar/lolcow status eventually anyway.
We should remember though that Pat was actually getting Op-Ed shit published even if he wasn't really getting any money from it and still had his public persona of being an extremely successful, smart and handsome bodybuilder confidently in play - to the point he once questioned why all of his trolls call him fat. The complete destruction of his public facade and the revealing of the deepest embarrassments in his past are only out there because of this place. At the very least it would have taken years longer for other people to bother digging that stuff up.
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Without people fucking with him the monster probably would have got him by now. As long as there's some external cause he can point a finger at he can deny his own responsibility for his misery.
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When did you interact with him, OP?
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Less miserable but also more depressing because he wouldn't have a boogeyman to blame all his shortcomings on.
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Do you realize how many aspiring writers dream of getting the publishing deals he did from TWO reputable publishing houses? His books are in your local library and book store.
Think about the most creative and best writer you went to school with--now see if they ever got published. Statistically, they didn't.
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They probably didn't turn themselves into an internet laughing stock and end up paying out $83,000 from a failed lawsuit either though.
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That's like asking "What would Ptrick be like if he wasn't a total cunt", it's unknowable.
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He would continue to send dick pics to his fallen twitter foes. His lying would have escalated to an unchecked level, by now his dad was an astronaut and Patrick was consulted on building the hadron collider.