What does a horse who sounds like @jenna eat?

[NoBacon]

HaaaaAaaAaAyYyYyy

Thanks, I’ll be releasing my first stand up special in Africa 2025.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I understand the references.

 

[NoBacon]

I understand the references.

Splendid

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm glad you dipped into your 'fun dad' material, it's more fun than the other stuff

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I'm just angry at myself for opening this thread and expecting more than what I got

 

[PickleRickle]

Did Jenna take the furburger vaxx or was he more of a horse paste feller?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Did Jenna take the furburger vaxx or was he more of a horse paste feller?

Ivermectin was the chemical name for horse cum right?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I’ll be releasing my first stand up special in Africa 2025.

whaaaats the deeeal with dirt cookies? people say they're made of dirt, but they're shaped like cookies... are they dirt, or cookies?

#Arfika2025

 

[PickleRickle]

Ivermectin was the chemical name for horse cum right?

ye

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Ivermectin was the chemical name for horse cum right?

yep, but it's 2%, so you only need a bucket-full every 3 days, the rest is a waste

 

[Jenna]

Did Jenna take the furburger vaxx or was he more of a horse paste feller?

True story: so I wasn't at risk or anything so I had to wait until the vaxx opened up to everyone before getting it. So I go to a local hospital, fill out the paperwork and they have me stand in this long line where everyone's social distancing 5 feet apart from each other. A group of pilots from South America had flown into my fair city for the day and decided to get the free vaxx from ol' USA before heading home, but they were the only people on line not social distancing. Just all laughing and in their own world 6 inches behind me.

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene so I started to give the girl in front of me a comically wide berth hoping they'd get it. Like I'd give her a 10, 12 feet window hoping they'd notice but no, I'd inch forward and they'd still be breathing down my neck.

The funny thing was after the shot, they put you in a little courtyard with a cheeseburger and bottled water and told you to wait 10 minutes just to make sure you don't start seizing and convulsing on the floor. They had a shitty little Joe Cumia cover band playing family friendly hits for everyone.

 

[PickleRickle]

True story: so I wasn't at risk or anything so I had to wait until the vaxx opened up to everyone before getting it. So I go to a local hospital, fill out the paperwork and they have me stand in this long line where everyone's social distancing 5 feet apart from each other. A group of pilots from South America had flown into my fair city for the day and decided to get the free vaxx from ol' USA before heading home, but they were the only people on line not social distancing. Just all laughing and in their own world 6 inches behind me.

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene so I started to give the girl in front of me a comically wide berth hoping they'd get it. Like I'd give her a 10, 12 feet window hoping they'd notice but no, I'd inch forward and they'd still be breathing down my neck.

The funny thing was after the shot, they put you in a little courtyard with a cheeseburger and bottled water and told you to wait 10 minutes just to make sure you don't start seizing and convulsing on the floor. They had a shitty little Joe Cumia cover band playing family friendly hits for everyone.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

True story: so I wasn't at risk or anything so I had to wait until the vaxx opened up to everyone before getting it. So I go to a local hospital, fill out the paperwork and they have me stand in this long line where everyone's social distancing 5 feet apart from each other. A group of pilots from South America had flown into my fair city for the day and decided to get the free vaxx from ol' USA before heading home, but they were the only people on line not social distancing. Just all laughing and in their own world 6 inches behind me.

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene so I started to give the girl in front of me a comically wide berth hoping they'd get it. Like I'd give her a 10, 12 feet window hoping they'd notice but no, I'd inch forward and they'd still be breathing down my neck.

The funny thing was after the shot, they put you in a little courtyard with a cheeseburger and bottled water and told you to wait 10 minutes just to make sure you don't start seizing and convulsing on the floor. They had a shitty little Joe Cumia cover band playing family friendly hits for everyone.

Cool story, bro. RIP

 

[Brooke Shields]

True story: so I wasn't at risk or anything so I had to wait until the vaxx opened up to everyone before getting it. So I go to a local hospital, fill out the paperwork and they have me stand in this long line where everyone's social distancing 5 feet apart from each other. A group of pilots from South America had flown into my fair city for the day and decided to get the free vaxx from ol' USA before heading home, but they were the only people on line not social distancing. Just all laughing and in their own world 6 inches behind me.

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene so I started to give the girl in front of me a comically wide berth hoping they'd get it. Like I'd give her a 10, 12 feet window hoping they'd notice but no, I'd inch forward and they'd still be breathing down my neck.

The funny thing was after the shot, they put you in a little courtyard with a cheeseburger and bottled water and told you to wait 10 minutes just to make sure you don't start seizing and convulsing on the floor. They had a shitty little Joe Cumia cover band playing family friendly hits for everyone.

UHH! FAG!

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

yep, but it's 2%, so you only need a bucket-full every 3 days, the rest is a waste

Random question, can you overdose on this...

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Random question, can you overdose on this...

you can definitely underdose, but I've not checked the LD50 beyond 3 buckets / week

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

True story: so I wasn't at risk or anything so I had to wait until the vaxx opened up to everyone before getting it. So I go to a local hospital, fill out the paperwork and they have me stand in this long line where everyone's social distancing 5 feet apart from each other. A group of pilots from South America had flown into my fair city for the day and decided to get the free vaxx from ol' USA before heading home, but they were the only people on line not social distancing. Just all laughing and in their own world 6 inches behind me.

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene so I started to give the girl in front of me a comically wide berth hoping they'd get it. Like I'd give her a 10, 12 feet window hoping they'd notice but no, I'd inch forward and they'd still be breathing down my neck.

The funny thing was after the shot, they put you in a little courtyard with a cheeseburger and bottled water and told you to wait 10 minutes just to make sure you don't start seizing and convulsing on the floor. They had a shitty little Joe Cumia cover band playing family friendly hits for everyone.

Is this a reddit copypasta?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I was so passive aggressively upset but I didn't want to make a scene

"SILENCE HELLHOLES, PLEASE STOP BREATHING DOWN MY NECK I dunno."