What does 2024 hold for the Patposting saga?

[guest]

Make your predictions here so that you can brag later.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Patrick will remain fat.

 

[King of OnAForums]

TRAUMATIZING MY WIFE!! No, Niki, film sideways. Not hamburger style, hotdog.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Quasi WILL be paid and Jenny WILL seethe. All those other things would be awesome if they happened but I wouldn't hold my breath.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Tomlinson vs Prongay is coming soon I think

 

[Antwan2]

Tomlinson vs Prongay is coming soon I think

Lettuce pray

Inshallah

 

[HH Brother]

I will have passionate and enthusiastic sex with Pat, funster.

 

[Petworth dude]

Quasi WILL be paid and Jenny WILL seethe. All those other things would be awesome if they happened but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Where did this Jenny thing come from?

 

[Brooke Shields]

At this point it's a toss up for what's first - mass shooting or heart attack. He's very deranged and wants to use his guns on [insert bad guy name here] but also he's very very fat and still growing.

 

[guest]

At this point it's a toss up for what's first - mass shooting or heart attack. He's very deranged and wants to use his guns on [insert bad guy name here] but also he's very very fat and still growing.

Forgot to add heart attack as an option FAWK

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Oh yeah, I’ve said it before but I’ll put it here in the prediction thread for posterity- some kind of incident at the Republican National Convention this summer which happens to be in Milwaukee.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Forgot to add heart attack as an option FAWK

I wonder if we would even know if that happened. Would Niki post some kind of goodbye or would she just have him thrown into a (very large) pine box and buried with prisoners and homeless people on county land somewhere.

The hovel would become a shelter for wayward LGBTQ2+* within days.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Gibney arrested and deported to the US, Flavia deported to Brazil, Boomia's kids taken by CPS and all troon out, Tiny Tim released to worldwide acclaim and Spielberg buys the rights, Pat loses weight, bankrupt Elon Musk sells X to the DNC, Biden re-elected, Jackie odor problem fixed, Jón Frímann gets a girlfriend and loses his virginity, Shane Nokes hired by Microsoft as head of Xbox, Jackson Jones' conviction reversed by the supreme court, Putin gives up and gifts all of Russia to Zelensky

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Honestly? Daily empty threats. Shit being dragged out for another year. The FBI blue-balling everyone on their active investigation. No porcelain doc. No new NPS. Hooligans refusing to update their Facebook page. Niki failing to understand the sunken cost fallacy.

You know what, I guess there is a chance of Pat doing something really stupid to get attention. Him and Jackie might cook up some false flag ruse to make the whole world yawn.

 

[Steve Ramone]

When given a choice between 2 options, pat will choose a third option so stupid nobody could have predicted it.

 

[guest]

Gibney arrested and deported to the US, Flavia deported to Brazil, Boomia's kids taken by CPS and all troon out, Tiny Tim released to worldwide acclaim and Spielberg buys the rights, Pat loses weight, bankrupt Elon Musk sells X to the DNC, Biden re-elected, Jackie odor problem fixed, Jón Frímann gets a girlfriend and loses his virginity, Shane Nokes hired by Microsoft as head of Xbox, Jackson Jones' conviction reversed by the supreme court, Putin gives up and gifts all of Russia to Zelensky

You forgot Trump executed by firing squad

 

[King of OnAForums]

Gibney arrested and deported to the US, Flavia deported to Brazil, Boomia's kids taken by CPS and all troon out, Tiny Tim released to worldwide acclaim and Spielberg buys the rights, Pat loses weight, bankrupt Elon Musk sells X to the DNC, Biden re-elected, Jackie odor problem fixed, Jón Frímann gets a girlfriend and loses his virginity, Shane Nokes hired by Microsoft as head of Xbox, Jackson Jones' conviction reversed by the supreme court, Putin gives up and gifts all of Russia to Zelensky

Niki sells Posts by Ghost for $90 million. Pat sells 2 Minute Rants to Spotify for $30 million...exclusive rights.

 

[guest]

No porcelain doc.

hahaha wasnt this shit supposed to be out by now?

 

[Jenna]

I'm most looking forward to the "Pat finds a publisher for Christmas Carnage" arc. He spent 3 years looking up irrelevant factoids about Victorian England (did you know they didn't import horseradish until 1895?) and will lose his shit when nobody's interested. I hope the Mr. Timothy author sends a cease and desist.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Tomlinson vs Prongay is coming soon I think

When getting railed from behind about the Dan TRO by Boomia a ballwasher chimed in and asked him about that.

Pig chose to lie here and cry about muh international state lines but he knows full well after going 0/2 on restraining orders that he'd get laughed out of court once again if he tries any more.

Pig is again solely relegated to tweeting at stlakers and IMO that's how it will remain permanently, from here on out. Lynne's second payment to Quasi will be the last legal dealings of the pig (regarding funsters). No more lawsuits, TROs, pro se filings, and of course no arrests lol. If he ever speaks to the MPD about an "investigation" again it will be regarding his BAC after getting arrested for DUI. No child I did not have .21 that's your machine's delusions again stalkerofficer