What Do You Think Jim Norton Does in the Morning Now?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

- Is he still getting up early?
- Does he listen to Sam Roberts?
- Did Sirius/XM mother fuck him and cancel his free subscription?

Not that he ever knew what was going on in the world but to be sidelined on big news days after 20 years must be odd for the lil' feller.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He cooks himself a hearty breakfast - an omelette with plenty of egg yolks, rye toast, freshly squeezed orange juice, and pour-over coffee. He enjoys it while reading the paper (The NY Times, Wall Street Journal, and dabbling in the NY Post/TMZ to catch up on pop culture news). For ambiance, he puts on a new artists playlist on Spotify.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

Takes a big nasty cum filled shit.

 

[Chapel]

Waits for the feeling to return to whats left of his arsehole whilst he cries into his pillow
Notices he’s shat the bed again

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He edges all morning waiting for the Viking to wake up from booze and pills then put on his dress to fuck him so it’s not “gay”.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

4 extra hours of sucking cock and getting his ass fucked. He must be through the roof.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Same thing he always did: lay on his stomach leaking cum

 

[Jizz]

I haven't followed this shit, did the little doggie company make him an offer and he turned it down?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I haven't followed this shit, did the little doggie company make him an offer and he turned it down?

Yes.

 

[captain_kamala]

His 10th step inventory

 

[TorpidSloth]

Sleeps with his Mig pilot apnea mask on until 3 p.m.

 

[LingerLonger]

- Did Sirius/XM mother fuck him and cancel his free subscription?

Doubt he got one in the first place. Anthony and Artie Lange complained on air several times that they could never get their free subscription to work and would just pay for one. Also anytime O&A or Stern would try to give their wackpack members free subscriptions it would be a major ordeal due to the incompetence of management.

Sleeps with his Mig pilot apnea mask on until 3 p.m.

Gandolfini supposedly couldn't film that scene without laughing so they had to shoot at midnight with a skeleton crew without Uncle Junior.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Probably gets an "intoxicating" whiff of sweaty Norweigan ballsack paired with disgusting loud half-asleep man farts.

 

[Professor Rape]

Spending more time with his monster of a "wife" is sure to be good for their relationship.

 

[Udders]

Fresh protein shakes.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

I haven't followed this shit, did the little doggie company make him an offer and he turned it down?

Apparently the salary offers had been going down significantly every time and this time the salary was too low for Jimmy to accept. I wonder what he turned down.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

He’s a dry drunk!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Apparently the salary offers had been going down significantly every time and this time the salary was too low for Jimmy to accept. I wonder what he turned down.

25k?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Spending more time with his monster of a "wife" is sure to be good for their relationship.

I hope because of being around Thor getting loaded all day he starts "just having a small drink every now and then" and ends up in a gutter giving handjobs for pennies.

 

[DMAN]

On some level he'll have to realize how he wasted such a great opportunity. He was getting paid to give his opinion on daily news subjects for a decade and never once gave an iota of an opinion. This was the guy who was FAKE ANGRY every 5 seconds just a decade before that (20 years ago now)...

He didn't say a god damn thing of note, all during the Trump rise, his entire campaign, Covid, etc. He never made anything funny and literally spoke like a diplomat trying to keep his job.

In a few months he'll wake up and have something he wants to say about a random news story, and he'll say "Fawk, people PAID ME to do this, and I never did it." Hopefully it eats him alive to have been such a squanderer.