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Don’t think those mummy hands could perform a delicate task like bomb buildingA mysterious homemade cologne using his own ambergris. I can see bomb making and making fragrances being interchangable skills.
The only purpose his gnarled paws serve are to wipe his ass with no toilet paperDon’t think those mummy hands could perform a delicate task like bomb building
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That's after he showersI bet his house smells like a dirty bodega in a Haitian neighborhood in Queens. Probably some cat piss. And his own body odor - like a homeless guy in the summer.
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