What church should I join?

[Nigger John]

I want to start going to church in 2024.

I want one thou that doesn’t allow gays; is there a way to sketch for that?

Christian obviously; pro Jesus.

Might be hard to find a good church near me? I live in a mostly blue area.

 

[BUBBLER]

The church of niggers

 

[Coonskin]

I would join one that doesn't make you stand and kneel

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

https://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/holy_nana.mp4

 

[NoBacon]

I want to start going to church in 2024.

I want one thou that doesn’t allow gays; is there a way to sketch for that?

Christian obviously; pro Jesus.

Might be hard to find a good church near me? I live in a mostly blue area.

Just google local ones and weed out the obviously compromised faggy ones that people like @Jenna and @Sue Lightning would think are “modern and progressive”

 

[Suetonius]

Just google local ones and weed out the obviously compromised faggy ones that people like @Jenna and @Sue Lightning would think are “modern and progressive”

You are very good at pinning down others ideologies. Keep going.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The Church of What's Happening Now

 

[Hoolies]

I want one thou that doesn’t allow gays; is there a way to sketch for that?

Just walk right in and if Baby J doesn't blink you out of existence right then and there, strike it off the list.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I want to start going to church in 2024.

I want one thou that doesn’t allow gays; is there a way to sketch for that?

Christian obviously; pro Jesus.

Might be hard to find a good church near me? I live in a mostly blue area.

Greek Orthodox all other Christians are heathens, embrace tradition.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I hear good things about this Westboro Baptist church place.

 

[guest]

Satan's

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Scientology seems to know what’s up.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

or don't bother

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

One that forbids you from posting here.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I want to start going to church in 2024.

I want one thou that doesn’t allow gays; is there a way to sketch for that?

Christian obviously; pro Jesus.

Might be hard to find a good church near me? I live in a mostly blue area.

Baptists. They don’t accept gays or trans. Mormons is another.

Maybe try the Amish and party like it’s 1869.

 

[MrRetardo]

Branch Davidians

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Greek Orthodox all other Christians are heathens, embrace tradition.

I'm a godless heathen, but there's something about Greek Orthodox churches (even Egyptian Coptic churches) that feel holy. When you walk inside, it's like getting hit by God. Maybe it's the incense.

If I thought there was some divine being, them's who I'd worship Him with.

WWAW da Lutherans? Ol' Marty Luther hated the Jews, so that seems like a good gang to pray with.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[BUBBLER]

Baptists.

Like i said, the nigger church

 

[LiberalPussy]

Anything that supports Christian Nationalism.