What brilliance do you think we will get from Scientific Pat tomorrow after the James T. Webb Telescope releases its first real images?

[warchief1978]

I am thinking a quote from Star Trek. "Space...the final frontier."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Something about trump hating telescopes but biden liking telescopes

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

By the end of the day he will have shat out the following in some form and none of which will go viral:

• Musk being wrong about something because he's a fascist / idiot
• Another with a factoid he found on Wiki / Google / copied from someone else
• Another will be a shot at Trump for doing/not doing something that Biden did/did not do
• One will be a random comparison to Disney Star Wars
• One will be an unreasonable demand for more government spending

All of this will be in addition to the 60-75 "impersonation report and block" tweets and whatever damage control he needs to do with the contact form bit.

No idea what Torque will shit out but that won't go viral either.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Grains of sand on a beach or some other deep shit like that

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Something about how it's horrifying and beautiful at the same time with a douchey factoid

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Grains of sand on a beach or some other deep shit like that

It will be along these lines. I'm assuming the first images will be large images not focused on any one galaxy or nebulae. He'll talk about each of those dots or points of light are an entire galaxy with hundreds of millions of stars yada yada. Shit you learn in elementary school and he'll pretend he's educating anyone.

He's fat, you see.

 

[fricklefrackle]

It will be along these lines. I'm assuming the first images will be large images not focused on any one galaxy or nebulae. He'll talk about each of those dots or points of light are an entire galaxy with hundreds of millions of stars yada yada. Shit you learn in elementary school and he'll pretend he's educating anyone.

He's fat, you see.

Just hope pigcunt isn't late for his consultation job at JPL

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Grains of sand on a beach or some other deep shit like that

That still makes me want to whip a coconut at his head

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I hope no one follows him around all day correcTing the record about his marks in high school science

 

[stealthygeek]

Grains of sand on a beach or some other deep shit like that

It will be along these lines. I'm assuming the first images will be large images not focused on any one galaxy or nebulae. He'll talk about each of those dots or points of light are an entire galaxy with hundreds of millions of stars yada yada. Shit you learn in elementary school and he'll pretend he's educating anyone.

He's fat, you see.

"What if sand on a beach were actually rice you could eat?" - Pot Talk Pat

 

[Kurt_Love]

As the son of a space cowboy...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"There are more urban pepperonis curing in my garage than there are stars in the sky, atalker."
--Pat DeFat Fatson

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Hopefully Poetry Pat makes an appearance, fatly attempting to use his gift - words - to spellbind his undemanding mentally challenged audience of sex offenders.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Will he fist pump to the images?