What boomer scam did this dumb cow fall for?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

He's a living example of how the technology aspect of the 40K universe could happen. Facebook is literally fucking magic to this man. He performs a ritual he doesn't understand to appease the machine spirits. He spreads the word. Imagine how he views technologies like microchips and satellites.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Nigga what

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's a living example of how the technology aspect of the 40K universe could happen. Facebook is literally fucking magic to this man. He performs a ritual he doesn't understand to appease the machine spirits. He spreads the word. Imagine how he views technologies like microchips and satellites.

"It resets the system somehow"...quite possibly the most retarded thing ever written. He's going to ease into dementia like a nice warm bath. No one will even notice the difference for the first year or two.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Me = UPDATED
System = UPGRADED

Patriots are in control

 

[BUBBLER]

Saying his brain is run by a hamster wheel is an insult to hamsters. It's just full of marbles

 

[porquedealer]

isn't this just some dumb chain letter type post where you forward it on?
The instructions are literally copy this text and paste it in your feed for your boomer friends to see it and do the same.
Send this post to 5 friends or your mom will die in a nursing home unvisited.

 

[Phish]

isn't this just some dumb chain letter type post where you forward it on?
The instructions are literally copy this text and paste it in your feed for your boomer friends to see it and do the same.
Send this post to 5 friends or your mom will die in a nursing home unvisited.

Every “Like” is a win for Jesus. Like and Repost for Jesus. Jesus is KING. 1 LIKE is a VOTE FOR JESUS.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You could totally get him to open a command prompt and delete his entire registry thinking it’s a bunch of spyware

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I bet he clicked on some MAGA ad, and now is getting spammed with bunch of hilarious Chinese ADs.
(Trump and most politicians use a china American based company to AD target)

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Why didn't he just Ctrl+Alt+Delete?