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I’m pulling 47,000 pounds of dog food destined for Sioux Falls. You?
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Asking here was probably your first mistake.Possibly a dead cat to a burial spot, since no brothermen could be arsed to give advice re. getting her out of my heating ductwork (or under the house). Her blood will be on your hands!
Post a photo of your cat, faggot.My cat is now out from under the house where she hide for almost two days after being spayed. She seems fine now. Praise Mel! Good day.
How did he find a t shirt that fits so well? Incredible
Did you whip her sorry hid?My cat is now out from under the house where she hide for almost two days after being spayed. She seems fine now. Praise Mel! Good day.
I hope she learned her lesson. Can you block the entrance with hardware cloth or something similar to prevent this happening again?My cat is now out from under the house where she hide for almost two days after being spayed. She seems fine now. Praise Mel! Good day.
Oh man, talk about a meOWCH! Haha just tossin your tots bro, I'm glad your cat is okay!My cat is now out from under the house where she hide for almost two days after being spayed. She seems fine now. Praise Mel! Good day.
Not sure man. I've never used that stuff and couldn't get a good, direct view of where it could be attached (being under a sink and cabinet).She somehow pried up the fairly heavy metal floor vent while in her post-surgery, weakened state, and went down that rooms smallish duct into the somewhat larger main duct and was kind of trapped in there for hours until I scurried down there and sliced the bottom of the duct to allow an escape route. She's a mostly feral cat that adopted us. I don't know if regular pet cats would be as uncomfortable trapped in a (well supplied) room for a while and tear shit up. I might put 4 or 6 drops of a good glue spaced around the underside of the vent borders and the floor tiles they fit into, not for her anymore, but for the next spayed/contained cat in a month or two. Pain in the ass.I hope she learned her lesson. Can you block the entrance with hardware cloth or something similar to prevent this happening again?
Thanks. Bunch of sweethearts in here!Oh man, talk about a meOWCH! Haha just tossin your tots bro, I'm glad your cat is okay!
Man I stopped reading this fast. Hope she stinks up the ducts next time.Not sure man. I've never used that stuff and couldn't get a good, direct view of where it could be attached (being under a sink and cabinet).She somehow pried up the fairly heavy metal floor vent while in her post-surgery, weakened state, and went down that rooms smallish duct into the somewhat larger main duct and was kind of trapped in there for hours until I scurried down there and sliced the bottom of the duct to allow an escape route. She's a mostly feral cat that adopted us. I don't know if regular pet cats would be as uncomfortable trapped in a (well supplied) room for a while and tear shit up. I might put 4 or 6 drops of a good glue spaced around the underside of the vent borders and the floor tiles they fit into, not for her anymore, but for the next spayed/contained cat in a month or two. Pain in the ass.
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