What are one or two jobs that you could never do?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Being one of those road workers, especially at night would give me a panic induced heart attack within a year. Honorable mention would be roofing. I’d rather wash dishes.

As always keep it PFG and no profanity unless necessary.

 

[Dog Eater]

Any job that deals with child sex abuse be it therapist or law enforcement. I’m grateful people do it but I know I couldn’t handle it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Any job that deals with child sex abuse be it therapist or law enforcement. I’m grateful people do it but I know I couldn’t handle it.

I’d rather be a roofer.

 

[Meownaw]

Blowjobs

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Blowjobs

So you’re still fine with hand and rim jobs?

 

[Meownaw]

So you’re still fine with hand and rim jobs?

You just sealed your own.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’d rather be a roofer.

There’s a lot of jobs that I’d be willing to do if starting in my teens like a brick layer or a roofer. Now though? Fuck anything that fucks up your body.

 

[DMbA]

probably anything that has to do with dead niggas, like the guy that has to guard the cold dead niggas storage at the hospital

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There’s a lot of jobs that I’d be willing to do if starting in my teens like a brick layer or a roofer. Now though? Fuck anything that fucks up your body.

Right but there’s no way I could roof forever. Especially starting that early. A couple summers though wouldn’t be so bad. I don’t like the heat and of course you can’t wear basketball shorts while doing it.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Being a teacher would suck. Gotta deal with a lot of bullshit for not much money.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

There’s gotta be a guy who cleans out the portapotty right? Wouldn’t wanna be him

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Anything with overnight/12 hours shifts. I’m a sleepy boy.

Also anything with old people

 

[Phish]

Dealing with mentally ill, shit smearing, piss throwing criminally insane people. Fuuck that. Get paid $50,000 a year to get retard shit thrown at me because the voices told them to do it.

Anything to do with working around terminally ill or extremely sick babies/young kids would be depressing as fuck. Being helpless to ease their pain while they scream and cry and look at you wondering whats happening and why youre not fixing it, while the family stands around the hospital crying all day everyday. I hate when the baby cries because its hungry, nevermind because cancer is feasting on its little kidneys or whatever the hell. My friends mom is the head nurse in the neo-natal ward and she said she loves it because shes doing everything in her power to stop their cries and when they succeed helping the baby it makes up for all the times they fail. Shes one of the people that frequently has to tell parents their baby is dead :/ Shes a saint on ert to say the least.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There’s gotta be a guy who cleans out the portapotty right? Wouldn’t wanna be him

I think they just pump it out with one of those pump trucks then hose out the insides. I doubt anyone is scooping the shit out or detailing the insides.

 

[Phish]

There’s gotta be a guy who cleans out the portapotty right? Wouldn’t wanna be him

That ain’t so bad. Im sure its done with pressure washers. Id think you suit up in a disposable tyvek suit and power wash it from 20 feet away.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Dealing with mentally ill, shit smearing, piss throwing criminally insane people. Fuuck that. Get paid $50,000 a year to get retard shit thrown at me because the voices told them to do it.

Anything to do with working around terminally ill or extremely sick babies/young kids would be depressing as fuck. Being helpless to ease their pain while they scream and cry and look at you wondering whats happening and why youre not fixing it, while the family stands around the hospital crying all day everyday. I hate when the baby cries because its hungry, nevermind because cancer is feasting on its little kidneys or whatever the hell. My friends mom is the head nurse in the neo-natal ward and she said she loves it because shes doing everything in her power to stop their cries and when they succeed helping the baby it makes up for all the times they fail. Shes one of the people that frequently has to tell parents their baby is dead :/ Shes a saint on ert to say the least.

Jesus Christ

 

[Coonskin]

I could never do what pats dad supposedly did: climb radio towers, rodeo clown, cum chugger

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

There’s gotta be a guy who cleans out the portapotty right? Wouldn’t wanna be him

I hear there’s good money in shit though

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Being a teacher in an inner city school.

 

[aRTie02150]

I think they just pump it out with one of those pump trucks then hose out the insides. I doubt anyone is scooping the shit out or detailing the insides.

Yeah I watched them do it after Hurricane Ian when porta patties where being used everywhere because people didn't have water for a week.

It got sucked into a truck and sprayed down with water and cleaner and was clean pretty much immediately. I would do that job to avoid working with women.