What annoying things do you do around people you don’t know very well?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I constantly laugh at my own jokes to indicate I’m not being serious and they should laugh as well. I also never give concrete opinions on anything.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I cough on kids, then apologize to the parents, telling them I have Covid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I livestream my podcast in public spaces while acting like the blubbering mongoloid i am, embarrassing myself and everyone around me in the process.

 

[guest]

New year, New life...from now on I'll be telling forum jokes to everybody I meet. Everyone can fuck off. I'm still hilarious

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I make ridiculous, false and contradictory claims about my work and private life. I rarely give anyone my real name and I'm endlessly having to compartmentalize my social circles so nobody gets wise to my schtick. Sometimes I pretend to be from Russia to see if anyone calls me out on that. Nobody seems to care much though.

 

[guest]

Ew. You people actually go out and meet people? Legit fuck outta here with that shit, yo!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I make chit-chat, ask questions about their family and career, learn a bit about them before exchanging farewells and feeling like I put some good into the world.

Then I follow them home, knife-rape their loved ones, and hang their shit-filled entrails from the ceiling fans.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I make ridiculous, false and contradictory claims about my work and private life. I rarely give anyone my real name and I'm endlessly having to compartmentalize my social circles so nobody gets wise to my schtick. Sometimes I pretend to be from Russia to see if anyone calls me out on that. Nobody seems to care much though.

Any time some drunk lady asks what I do for a living I say that I work in finance. I stole that from Ryan in The Office. If I golf with random people I always play the Vos game and make random shit up.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The best way to make anyone feel uncomfortable is to look at them from head-to-toe, then do the reverse, then look in a different direction while squinting and looking slightly disgusted. It either ruins everything or is a great ice breaker; usually the former, but fuck them.

 

[Stent]

90% of my small talk is just lying so I don't have to actually engage with people. Next thing I know I'm several lies deep and now it's more work to make the lies work coherently. People just need to ask yes or no questions and then fuck off.

 

[guest]

If I golf with random people I always play the Vos game and make random shit up.

The irony. I do that too when I’m golfing, but I tell them I am a washed up comic who can’t hit bonus at an Olive Garden.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

The best way to make anyone feel uncomfortable is to look at them from head-to-toe, then do the reverse, then look in a different direction while squinting and looking slightly disgusted. It either ruins everything or is a great ice breaker; usually the former, but fuck them.

Sniffing the air a couple of times then subtly but noticeably wincing can really fuck up someone's confidence. Usually they'll spend the next 10 mins sniffing themselves and checking their shoes for shit.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Sniffing the air a couple of times then subtly but noticeably wincing can really fuck up someone's confidence. Usually they'll spend the next 10 mins sniffing themselves and checking their shoes for shit.

You should do that after bending over with your head near a girl's crotch

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The irony. I do that too when I’m golfing, but I tell them I am a washed up comic who can’t hit bonus at an Olive Garden.

You mind if I use this one?