Joe was the best goddamn kitchen patrol operator Ive ever seen. A pure peeling machine with only one desire: to peel a spud that someone else is gonna fry.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What about the good things Joe has done?
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That childs other hand was being forcibly smothered on Joes groin. Real sick fuckers these Cumias.
That's actually a really fucked up bass. Maybe a Chinese SG copy.
joe served in the cold war when the threat of war nuclear was very real. joe created o and a which pioneered satellite radio and is considered by many people to be the biggest influence to the modern podcast. he also raised 4 kids with the money that the cumias made. also has entertained thousands of people through his music. even presidents like bill clinton are 2u fans!
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He handled this perfectly and taught the asswipe an important life lessen.
Brother Joe supplied the tablets for Layla and Warren to watch films and play games on so they wouldn't be bored during Roe the Hoes funeral
He also gave baby bro his one opportunity to feel like a "real man", by allowing Anthony to marry his former GF/fuckbuddy/sloppy seconds.
He also gave baby bro his one opportunity to feel like a "real man", by allowing Anthony to marry his former GF/fuckbuddy/sloppy seconds.
Subpoena!
And blocking someone on Twitter so no one can see your tweets is some of the greatest comedy ever produced
If that wasn’t made up then he really is dumber than you could possibly think.
Entertained thousands of people with his music? Try millions!
He didn't smoke crack with his mom.
How long does he expect us to think that light was? Sure, you gave a 500-word monologue at a light while a “road rager” waited patiently for you to finish.
With Joe it always comes back to him being really fucking dumb.
Nobody ever shooped anything interesting onto that screen? Disappointed in you guys.
“When two girls’ high school basketball coaches love each other very much…”
Why are there only 5 strings and why am I just noticing this?
It's way worse there's only 3 strings, 5 pegs cause one fell out.
If you told me this was taken in the Congo I wouldn't be surprised
If you told me Joe demanded a liter of her spit in exchange for that guitar I wouldn’t be surprised.
You forgot to mention the dude, Jeffrey Hollander, raped a 12-year-old while using a weapon. There's also video of Joe, Jeff, and Bobo in Joe's condo together. Sad!
Has Joe ever disavowed his multiple child sex offender friends?