We’ve been taking it too easy on this guy, he’s comfortable making a comeback

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jesus Christ, Joe. I thought maybe he had learned something after talking to porsalin. Everything you just fucking showed, was something a normal person thinks every fucking day. Not anything that needs “fixing”. What needs fixing is the fact you are trying this again for the 8th fucking time. God he is such a fucking retard.

 

[Meownaw]

I need fixing Josh! Fix me!
What did God say when he made the first nigger? Oops burnt another one!
Why did all the niggers die in Vietnam? When the sarge said get down they all started dancin!
I'm a proud boy now. Uhuru!

 

[Serious Business]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I need fixing Josh! Fix me!
What did God say when he made the first nigger? Oops burnt another one!
Why did all the niggers die in Vietnam? When the sarge said get down they all started dancin!
I'm a proud boy now. Uhuru!

"Let's hear your Tony Soprano impression then"

"Uhhh... Gabagoool"

 

[Meownaw]

"Let's hear your Tony Soprano impression then"

"Uhhh... Gabagoool"

That and Brian Gilgore calling in during his midnight move are clips I always come back to and howl like a retard at.

 

[Meownaw]

Fuck the Brian Gilgore clip isn't there anymore. Does anyone have it?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My noni and beppo came from a da old a country. I'm 100% Italiano. Buy my shabby chic furniture, I take meds

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

I never want Joe to stop making comebacks.

His deluded belief that making the smallest tweak to the same idea the public has already rejected over and over again will somehow be the key to rejuvenating his career is almost so pathetic it's charming.

Ironically, watching this aging man abandon all dignity as he desperately chases an industry that passed him by a decade ago actually is Joe's greatest contribution to comedy, he just can't monetize or be respected for it.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Joe is completely self-obsessed.

So the podcast will just be about people coming on and discussing all of the minutiae of his life and helping him through it? Because every successful talk program ever has been about the guests and what they are up to.

You aren’t interesting, Joe.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I never want Joe to stop making comebacks.

His deluded belief that making the smallest tweak to the same idea the public has already rejected over and over again will somehow be the key to rejuvenating his career is almost so pathetic it's charming.

Ironically, watching this aging man abandon all dignity as he desperately chases an industry that passed him by a decade ago actually is Joe's greatest contribution to comedy, he just can't monetize or be respected for it.

To be honest, he makes a perfectly fine living on the road and as an opener. He opened for that Sebastian guy at the garden, which most comics would kill to be able to do.
Plus, his wife makes bank which allows him to work solely for his own self fulfillment.
This guy has absolutely nothing to complain about yet his whole schtick is having all these fawkin issues. It bugs me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I never want Joe to stop making comebacks.

His deluded belief that making the smallest tweak to the same idea the public has already rejected over and over again will somehow be the key to rejuvenating his career is almost so pathetic it's charming.

Ironically, watching this aging man abandon all dignity as he desperately chases an industry that passed him by a decade ago actually is Joe's greatest contribution to comedy, he just can't monetize or be respected for it.

One of the best things was when he had his wife on. Joe didn’t understand everyone likes his wife because she’s smart, and doesn’t indulge his bull shit. He then notices his uptick in views, and tells her “They like you on da pawdkahhsst”, which she then refutes because she also understands why everyone likes her. He’s had (even if they’re faggots) legitimate stand ups, like Artie, Big Jay, Brennan, say he’s a great stand up, and say he doesn’t need to do social media shit. No one but him understands why he’s so insistent on it. He’s a good guy, just incredibly dumb and will always make excuses for himself. It’s remarkable, and remarkably funny.

 

[Stent]

What was that video he made while cooking? He started during the day, fucked up, and had to restart. It was obviously several hours later and dark outside.

 

[Meownaw]

What was that video he made while cooking? He started during the day, fucked up, and had to restart. It was obviously several hours later and dark outside.

Redbar did 50 minutes on it so I think the clip was around 1 minute long. It was how to cook a pizza on a grill.

 

[Raymond]

I need fixing Josh! Fix me!
What did God say when he made the first nigger? Oops burnt another one!
Why did all the niggers die in Vietnam? When the sarge said get down they all started dancin!
I'm a proud boy now. Uhuru!

"Hey, it's Joe Matarese. I just wanted to say I hate niggers."

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Redbar did 50 minutes on it so I think the clip was around 1 minute long. It was how to cook a pizza on a grill.

This is pretty funny. Also, Im fully convinced that @RobertMewler is Redbars hole. Listen to that giggle

 

[Doctor Coom]

Is he still trying to sell the house his doctor wife paid for so he had "more liquid capital to invest in our careers!" for hiring a team, or did she sit retard down and finally explain who was actually in charge?

 

[Serious Business]

This is pretty funny. Also, Im fully convinced that @RobertMewler is Redbars hole. Listen to that giggle

Explains why she hates Jews so much

 

[guest]

I need fixing Josh! Fix me!
What did God say when he made the first nigger? Oops burnt another one!
Why did all the niggers die in Vietnam? When the sarge said get down they all started dancin!
I'm a proud boy now. Uhuru!

Do you have the pre-requisite anus mouth?