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With no posted tour dates Joe needs some income. Wonder what happened to the "Guitar shop".
Joe Selling his Guitars
Joe Selling his Guitars
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I assume he's selling off whatever he was able to swipe from his uncle's shop while his uncle was busy dying. All the glowing praise re: his uncle was likely a ruse, his way of deflecting any suspicion when the missing guitars are or were discovered. The Nana money hasn't yet rolled in like Joe assumed it would, and he just blew his spare cash on a new grill for himself, so he really needs to turn those pilfered guitars into some fast cash.With no posted tour dates Joe needs some income. Wonder what happened to the "Guitar shop".
Joe Selling his Guitars
The art of the deal, baby. And could someone hypothetically make an account just to ask him retarded questions?I googled the Hofner one and Joes is listed like $1,200 higher than new and comparable guitars.
You’re an idiot Joe. Also, admit Hofner inspired your fake name “Hefner.”
Dawn’s husband aka Fat Opie’s stage name or whatever was Hugh Bond. So later thought he was clever with James Hefner.I googled the Hofner one and Joes is listed like $1,200 higher than new and comparable guitars.
You’re an idiot Joe. Also, admit Hofner inspired your fake name “Hefner.”
EwwwwwDawn’s husband aka Fat Opie’s stage name or whatever was Hugh Bond. So later thought he was clever with James Hefner.
fawkin classic"Am I selling my guitars? No, what makes you say that?"
I assume he's selling off whatever he was able to swipe from his uncle's shop while his uncle was busy dying. All the glowing praise re: his uncle was likely a ruse, his way of deflecting any suspicion when the missing guitars are or were discovered.
This is definitely what happened. The Cumias' behavior makes a lot more sense when you always remember they're a bunch of crack smoking degenerate leeches on society who are always looking for a shortcut.
- Smokes crack with their mother... LIKE A FAMILY
- Leaves same mother to rot as a zombie in an old folks home... LIKE A FAMILY
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