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We're Dealing! Joe's Bank Account in Distress

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With no posted tour dates Joe needs some income. Wonder what happened to the "Guitar shop".

Joe Selling his Guitars
I assume he's selling off whatever he was able to swipe from his uncle's shop while his uncle was busy dying. All the glowing praise re: his uncle was likely a ruse, his way of deflecting any suspicion when the missing guitars are or were discovered. The Nana money hasn't yet rolled in like Joe assumed it would, and he just blew his spare cash on a new grill for himself, so he really needs to turn those pilfered guitars into some fast cash.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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I googled the Hofner one and Joes is listed like $1,200 higher than new and comparable guitars.

You’re an idiot Joe. Also, admit Hofner inspired your fake name “Hefner.”
The art of the deal, baby. And could someone hypothetically make an account just to ask him retarded questions?
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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I assume he's selling off whatever he was able to swipe from his uncle's shop while his uncle was busy dying. All the glowing praise re: his uncle was likely a ruse, his way of deflecting any suspicion when the missing guitars are or were discovered.

This is definitely what happened. The Cumias' behavior makes a lot more sense when you always remember they're a bunch of crack smoking degenerate leeches on society who are always looking for a shortcut.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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This is definitely what happened. The Cumias' behavior makes a lot more sense when you always remember they're a bunch of crack smoking degenerate leeches on society who are always looking for a shortcut.

- Smokes crack with their mother... LIKE A FAMILY

- Leaves same mother to rot as a zombie in an old folks home... LIKE A FAMILY
 

Jizz

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This one looks pretty beat up. Brother Joe should use his guitar skills to refurbish it first!

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