Went out drinking with my job yesterday

[Not bad]

I don't really like this After Work culture. It's exhausting pretending to laugh at all the boring conversations. One guy drunk rambled to me for an hour about renovating his fucking house, and didn't take the hint that I couldn't have cared less about any of it.

However, if you don't come along every once in a while, they'll think you're a weirdo.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

its a good way to fuck co workers i guess

they can think im dwight for all i care, im not going to an after work function. take the chance i say something hilarious and get put on the pay no mind list when i need help with stuff in the future

also i got some pfg posts to make, those losers never even heard of The Virus

 

[guest]

I hear enough of my coworkers' conversations about faggoty Marvel movies and redditor political talking points to know I wouldn't want to spend a millisecond with them outside of the stupid office. Why do people form their personalities around this retarded garbage? Get some character you boring fags.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Next time you have to go, just pretend that your phone is ringing, go outside for a few, then tell em something personal came up.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I don't do drinks after work because all my colleagues think I'm normal. I don't want to start going through all my conspiracy talk after a couple of drinks and fright them into thinking I'm going to come to work in a trench coat one day.

 

[aRTie02150]

I got one of these coming up on the 18th and I pray to God something happens and it gets cancelled.

 

[PogromStallone]

Like a decade ago I had to take this 6 month course and I hated their inane babble so much that during lunch I would just go out and walk until it was over, just so I didn't have to listen to them. After a while they all started acting like I was invisible, lol.

 

[Not bad]

Next time you have to go, just pretend that your phone is ringing, go outside for a few, then tell em something personal came up.

They already think my mom and dad are dead in separate car crashes for that reason. I can't keep pulling that one.

 

[aRTie02150]

They already think my mom and dad are dead in separate car crashes for that reason. I can't keep pulling that one.

Say you forgot your wallet at home and don't have an ID or cash.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I couldn't do that shit, once you're in the pub that's my office

 

[Carl Winslow]

I don’t drink, and not to sound like a faggot, but after being stationed in Korea, I hate American bars.

But while in military I hated having to go to bar events. If you don’t go you get shit on. If you do go, you are expected to converse and be part of the team. If you get drunk and be loud or what ever, they will use it against you in the future.

 

[Carl Winslow]

My current boss is cool and when he invited me and the ‘team’ to his place to drink I said no. I told him I used to have a problem and just left it at that.

Most places would black mail with that information.

 

[Not bad]

Say you forgot your wallet at home and don't have an ID or cash.

You know how that goes. People will find a solution for that because they don't want to let you out of their clutches. It's like they know it isn't a good time, and so people will have to be forced along.

Anyway, we started eating at a restaurant at 6, and around 10 I thought we were going home, and kind of sighed in relief. Then some fucking guy insisted we should go to a bar, and we spent another four hours sitting around a table drinking and talking in misery.

At least now I can skip the next one with some excuse. My thoughts and prayers will be with you on the 18th brotherman.

 

[guest]

My ones used to be fine because it was pretty much just guys and mostly dirt bags. One piece of shit used to lace girls' drinks with MDMA. Great times.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Anyway, we started eating at a restaurant at 6, and around 10 I thought we were going home, and kind of sighed in relief. Then some fucking guy insisted we should go to a bar, and we spent another four hours sitting around a table drinking and talking in misery.

Nigga just tell him you're going home to get some shuteye. It's not like you're leaving half an hour into the whole thing, you had dinner and that's enough. Nice getting peer pressured like a 16-year-old, stupid.

 

[Not bad]

Nigga just tell him you're going home to get some shuteye. It's not like you're leaving half an hour into the whole thing, you had dinner and that's enough. Nice getting peer pressured like a 16-year-old, stupid.

I played ball because I wanted to create extra leeway for the next AW. Now I might even be able to skip two or three ones in a row.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I couldn't do that shit, once you're in the pub that's my office

this needs to be a motivational poster or a shirt or something

boomers would love it

 

[guest]

I like drinking but a lot of the people I work with now are annoying zoomers with communications degrees so I just can’t do it.

 

[RobertMewler]

I got one of these coming up on the 18th and I pray to God something happens and it gets cancelled.

Tell them you need to go home and care for your sick crow.

 

[aRTie02150]

Tell them you need to go home and care for your sick crow.

One of them gave me a knitted stuffed raven for my birthday recently. It's pink, but it was nice of her.

She's the only one who knows about my babies and loves knitting. Only gift I got from anyone including family etc. Lol