Cant wait for it to rain right after he does it.
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I hope the dumb fuck goes through the clearcoat with that clay bar and buffing.
Reminder that Pat once claimed he looked good in this pic.
Why? He never bothered doing that with the current one.He's going to be living out of Susan pretty soon so might as well make the new home look presentable.
Yes, he'll be providing proof that you can polish a turd.Will Torque be updating us as well?
Why would they target the obese consumers? It's the healthy young men they need to get rid of.I'm tired of this retard. We were promised lethal blood clots in these obese vaxxed fucks. Only athletes seem to be dropping like flies. What a gyp!
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Boxes upon boxes of books he bought from Tor and is going to hand-sell.
It's like a pyramid scheme except nobody makes money. They only get disappointing literature.
He did power wash some dirt (But not the grime) off his parking space. That has to count for something right?Why? He never bothered doing that with the current one.
Can you post more flattering pictures of yourselfI'm tired of this retard. We were promised lethal blood clots in these obese vaxxed fucks. Only athletes seem to be dropping like flies. What a gyp!
Don’t remind me of the hair cutting saga. I still cringe every time those texts to that chick pop into my head.I remember he used to brag about getting his car professionally cleaned / detailed but now has to do it himself because they’re broke. Just like how he bragged about getting 50 dollar hair cuts.
We know how this really goes: Pat talking nonstop about himself and his “full-time job” writing books even though he hasn’t published anything for almost four years*.a casual conversation might naturally turn to discussing your own work
Pattard applies wax with a garden rake, just to make sure.I hope he drops his clay bar in the gravel then picks it up and continues using it.
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