Cant wait for it to rain right after he does it.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Welp...
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Fun fact: a water balloon filled with brake fluid will do more damage to a V6 Mustang's paint than a simple keying.
Please do have fun.
Please do have fun.
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There's no way he has a true buffer and if he does he's gonna fuck that paint up something awful, which will be funny af for us. Chances are he's either doing it by hand or he has one of those polishers. He doesn't have a compound that I can see so i doubt he's really gonna get rid of any real swirl marks or deep imperfections. He's just putting on 2 coats of polish and a wax. He spent $75 and he probably could have had the thing professionally done for $150-200. Instead he'll spend a few hours out there on Saturday and then treat himself to Hoolie's for a job fatly done. I expect to see a picture of that rust bucket sitting outside Hooligans on Saturday with a dumb Rick "She still looks great" comment sometime this weekend. I bet it gets under 50 likes.
Using a clay bar on a car that sits outside in an alley. What a dumbass.
If he thinks he's going to polish the car by hand and have any effect he's also a fucking retard of the highest order (1.7*).
And that wax is a fucking joke. Carnuba wax is for old boomers because it was a thing decades ago.
Last car guy of his generation and he can't even wash and wax a car without being a mongoloid.
If he thinks he's going to polish the car by hand and have any effect he's also a fucking retard of the highest order (1.7*).
And that wax is a fucking joke. Carnuba wax is for old boomers because it was a thing decades ago.
Last car guy of his generation and he can't even wash and wax a car without being a mongoloid.
Reminder that Pat once claimed he looked good in this pic.
Why? He never bothered doing that with the current one.
Yes, he'll be providing proof that you can polish a turd.
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Why would they target the obese consumers? It's the healthy young men they need to get rid of.
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Imagine holding onto a cardboard box for it's sentimental value
He did power wash some dirt (But not the grime) off his parking space. That has to count for something right?
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Don’t remind me of the hair cutting saga. I still cringe every time those texts to that chick pop into my head.
We know how this really goes: Pat talking nonstop about himself and his “full-time job” writing books even though he hasn’t published anything for almost four years*.
Then Pat pulls out a book and awkwardly won’t let the person get away without buying one. He’s that subtle and “natural” about it.
*He’s so afraid of what Owen A. would do to ruin everything if he ever published any other book. When he’s the one who ruins everything by being Pat.
Pattard applies wax with a garden rake, just to make sure.