I'm tired of this retard. We were promised lethal blood clots in these obese vaxxed fucks. Only athletes seem to be dropping like flies. What a gyp!
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That's not egg.Boy is there egg on my face
[MEDIA=youtube]5ciMZ4VYWKg[/MEDIA]bit of a liberty if you ask me.
Did he even ask quasi if he could spend his money on waxing a car he is just going to chop in?
Nothing like cleaning a car in direct sunlight. Do you think he has an orbital buffer for the polish and waxing or do you think he'll do it by hand? I bet he'll even screw up the lens restoration....looks like he's still packing.
In case anyone was wondering...
My money’s on a craigslist ad by niki asking for someone else to do it once he gives up.Nothing like cleaning a car in direct sunlight. Do you think he has an orbital buffer for the polish and waxing or do you think he'll do it by hand? I bet he'll even screw up the lens restoration.
Those boxes of books have been on the table since he returned from the convention. He just hasnt put them away. They were on the table of his recent foot/cat photo too.View attachment 66594
Boxes upon boxes of books he bought from Tor and is going to hand-sell.
It's like a pyramid scheme except nobody makes money. They only get disappointing literature.
He believes it makes him super cool to everyone in the world. Mentally he’s still a teenager in Wisconsin in the 90s. I bet the most popular guy drove a mustang at his school. It’s insane how he thinks it makes him special and unique to drive a mass produced car. I bet he’s the douchebag that revs it every chance he gets in traffic for everyone to look and say “that guys a faggot!Why is he so proud of his super mediocre car?
It’s funny how his “auto expert” persona ran out of anything mechanic related pretty quick. He’s down to “here’s how to wash and wax your car” which does NOT help extend the life of your car. Next will be “why you shouldn’t forget to change your oil” and “knowing when to buy new tires”My money’s on a craigslist ad by niki asking for someone else to do it once he gives up.
$75 quasibux down the drain.
Welp and sorted...looks like he's still packing.
In case anyone was wondering...
Waxing to protect the paint job before it's in winter storage. Torque really knows his trade. What a guy.
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