...looks like he's still packing.
In case anyone was wondering...
In case anyone was wondering...
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lol he's definitely doing the boxes thing on purpose, he knows we're his only captive audience and throws in a little fan-service for us
computer, compile every website that ends in sps.com
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lol yes that's itUmm, usps.com?
Wait, who are you? Is this a Pat quote? Is this a JDA alt? I got lostIn the last eight weeks alone, I’ve sold more than sixty physical copies at $8 a pop or both for $14, and an unknown number of eBook and audiobook downloads, (not including another 100+ copies I’ve sold working my publisher’s booth at C2E2 and Emerald City Comic Con in that same time). This has meant almost a month’s rent in cash, just because I had books available when people asked.
You never know when you’re going to run into a potential customer. In the last two months, I’ve sold books at bars, coffee shops, a writer’s group, the gym, and even a grocery store. It’s impossible to know when a casual conversation might naturally turn to discussing your own work. When it does, you have to be ready for the chance someone shows interest. Keep a couple of copies in your car, or in a bag. Always have at least one handy.Wait, who are you? Is this a Pat quote? Is this a JDA alt? I got lost
Boy is there egg on my faceYou never know when you’re going to run into a potential customer. In the last two months, I’ve sold books at bars, coffee shops, a writer’s group, the gym, and even a grocery store. It’s impossible to know when a casual conversation might naturally turn to discussing your own work. When it does, you have to be ready for the chance someone shows interest. Keep a couple of copies in your car, or in a bag. Always have at least one handy.
Microwaved?Boy is there egg on my face
Scrambled with ketchup made by a fine Parisian chef?Boy is there egg on my face
He took up a paper route. Gotta spend money to make money.bit of a liberty if you ask me.
Did he even ask quasi if he could spend his money on waxing a car he is jut going to chop in?
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