Welp, I had a dream about Patrick and Adrienne

[Ladynyahh]

For some reason I'm in this place, like a coffee shop or a bar, and I'm online waiting for something. Then I'm making chit chat with Adrienne who is there with Patrick at a table near the line. I can vividly remember her being flirtatious while Patrick is within earshot and he is part of the conversation but not really in the conversation. He's half listening but paying attention to something else. I don't remember what led up to it but then she says something "we swing" and then Patrick becomes more interested.

Adrienne looks like she did when she was married to Patrick. Not hot but cute in a Midwestern way. I'd fawwwk her. Anyway it is implied that whatever happens with us sexually, Patrick has to be involved. I express discomfort, saying Im not interested if another guy is involved, and it makes me really uncomfortable. Then Patrick chimes in with this mildly gay tone in his voice saying "believe me, I was the same way at first". And then I got creeped out because I knew he wanted to blow me, or me him, or both. It was very vivid. What really shined through was Pat's homosexuality (or at least bisexuality).

Fortunately (unfortunately?) that's where it stopped and I woke up. Not a nightmare per se, but characters from the Pat universe have crept into my subconscious now to the point where I'm dreaming about Patrick Tomlinson and fucking Adrienne. I guess he really does live in my head rent free. Fawwwwwwk.

Any of you faggots ever have dreams like this? I'll hang up and listen to your response.

 

[captain_kamala]

I had a dream I slept with that dude who used to cohost American idol with Ryan seacret

 

[Ladynyahh]

I had a dream I slept with that dude who used to cohost American idol with Ryan seacret

People forget about Brian Dunkleman

 

[captain_kamala]

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People forget about Brian Dunkleman

He made me hum songs from the 70s with his dick in my mouth to get him hard

 

[1073waaf]

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Hearing fat Patrick gayly imply he'd suck your cock?

You had a nightmare

 

[MonsterSteve]

Did he cum in your butt?

 

[Cartoon Redux]

This is very gay but also a plausible scenario. Thank you for sharing. Very brave.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Adrienne is the object of your contra sexual animus.

But, according to your subconscious, in order to deserve her, another man has to be involved.

If you hadn't woken up, you'd've been prepping that Tomlinson bull for sure.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He made me hum songs from the 70s with his dick in my mouth to get him hard

Are you saying you doin't make men hard with just your naked body?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Any of you faggots ever have dreams like this?

No, it's just you, Mary.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

 

[captain_kamala]

Are you saying you doin't make men hard with just your naked body?

Irl I do but in my dreams there's always difficulty

 

[BUBBLER]

Only fags discuss their dreams…

Unless it’s me and bacon discussing our battle with demons in the DMT realm.

 

[PorqueDealer]

These are your REM based delusions, stlaker.
You are mentally ill, seek help... in prison.

 

[Jenna]

Yeah I had one a week or so ago that ended with me in secret service custody because I filmed Patrick purposely shitting his pants in front of Joe Biden.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I had a dream I slept with that dude who used to cohost American idol with Ryan seacret

I remember listening to a podcast with him as a guest and he talked about experiencing a depression spiral after he saw Ryan Seacrest’s success and wanting to kill himself for years, lol. Nice life choices, stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’ve had three Patrick dreams I can remember but none were sexual. They all involved trying to avoid being caught as an “atalker “ by him or having been discovered and now I’m in a combat situation. Harrowing stuff

Edit: in one of them Pat was a super chill real ass dude. I think that one was 100% influenced by his voice in the Dougie “I wanna shine a light” video. “OnA forums, it’s uh, what we got”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Just last night I dreamt that I insulted Boq and he was trying to assassinate me. But being an incompetent manlet he could never successfully sneak in on me with his knife

 

[TheStinkySomali]

One time I dreamt that I disguised myself as an elderly black police officer using one of those realistic silicone masks and went to the hovel. They let me in and told me about all the food deliveries they've been getting and I blew my cover from laughing when I saw they each had a bite taken out of them.