Welp...February is sorted

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I've never enjoyed someone's suffering and humiliation as much as I do his. If I could rip his face off like a cartel execution video, I would keep it on a little table next to my toilet so I could wipe my ass with it every time I had diarrhea.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

No stoner would ever hang out around Pat. He would ruin anybody’s high.

"high is nice, but have you ever tried getting wide?"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I've never enjoyed someone's suffering and humiliation as much as I do his. If I could rip his face off like a cartel execution video, I would keep it on a little table next to my toilet so I could wipe my ass with it every time I had diarrhea.

Keep going I’m close

 

[Huh?]

No stoner would ever hang out around Pat. He would ruin anybody’s high.

Imagine doing shrooms or acid with this lunatic. Talk about a bad trip.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine doing shrooms or acid with this lunatic. Talk about a bad trip.

The worst would be to do coke with pig, he already doesn’t know when to shut up and his fat mouth would never stop after a couple lines.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I still play some games for the hell of it to unwind, but once again Fatty is mistaking drinking, capeshit and gaming for personality traits.

I play games as well, but I certainly don't tell strangers I do.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Imagine Pat in 2009 era COD lobbies.

Some Kid: “ You’re a faggot nigger”

Pat: “ No child, I’m not. Those are your delusions again”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I fucking loved this game - when I was 12. I couldn't give less of a shit about videogames as an adult. This nigga has a legit development disorder.

I only play it once a year with my cousins as a sort of nostalgia thing, usually Christmas break if I’m home. We’re almost always too high to do anything meaningful except sneakily kill one another and laugh like retards

 

[Ladynyahh]

I do not resemble Zukovsky, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine Pat in 2009 era COD lobbies.

Some Kid: “ You’re a faggot nigger”

Pat: “ No child, I’m not. Those are your delusions again”

I would love to hear him get roasted by lobbies for a few hours. He would get buried. I bet he tried it a one point and ended up having a meltdown so he just plays the single player modes because he gets too mad.

 

[Carol's Bad Cavern]

DAE Odd-job?

 

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I would love to hear him get roasted by lobbies for a few hours. He would get buried. I bet he tried it a one point and ended up having a meltdown so he just plays the single player modes because he gets too mad.

DayZ is the one that I would love to see either him or Nana freak out about. It's a FPS game but there's zombies too. You start out with nothing and it takes literally hours of searching and working to get food and medicine and guns and clothing, and if somebody gets the drop on you and kills you, you go right back to the starting point with nothing again.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Imagine Pat in 2009 era COD lobbies.

Some Kid: “ You’re a faggot nigger”

Pat: “ No child, I’m not. Those are your delusions again”

No, Pat would reply with "I'M REPORTING YOU TO XBOX FOR RACIAL SLURS"

He might flap his catfish mouth but whenever it's an option he will always run crying to the teacher.