Well-trained Wild Boar follows orders on command

[Prison Enjoyer]

He hadn't Xeeted in two hours and a drunk Redditor fired this off:

... and within THIRTY SECONDS of receiving that last paste:

Replied to four of her other tweets too so far. Clap-clap-clap for the well-trained hog!

Do as you're told, boy! Don't make me use the whip!

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

He does da bit

 

[Honey Badger]

It’s always fun sending “hey you missed one” after he replies to your tweets only to see him double back to older ones right after.

Or so I’ve heard. I’ve never contacted Pat and don’t plan on it.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Or so I’ve heard. I’ve never contacted Pat and don’t plan on it.

Me neither, in fact I've heard that specifically texting him breasts will automatically put out a warrant for your arrest to your local PD who will send you straight to prison. Maximum security if nipples are included, though I don't think any redditor has ever had the balls to try that before.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

That Twitter account belongs to @Salted Earth Truffle so I can only surmise it’s xir sending those texts as well.

 

[Officer Chase]

It’s always fun sending “hey you missed one” after he replies to your tweets only to see him double back to older ones right after.

Or so I’ve heard. I’ve never contacted Pat and don’t plan on it.

This is his life and I quite frankly enjoy it.

 

[RickReternal]

My Redditor friend who interacts with him on X is sometimes surprised, even now, at how blithely P@t follows orders.

 

[Officer Chase]

My Redditor friend who interacts with him on X is sometimes surprised, even now, at how blithely P@t follows orders.

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Meanwhile Pat included media appearance references in his pleading under the delusion they are more powerful than the body of existent law. Yes child court is one thing, PR is far more important than the justice system.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Better not correct the record, BOY

Pat & Jackie hate sickos more than they love Ozzy

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Cheeto puff cock got this niggas ribs busting up ta'day

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Cheeto dick Rick.