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Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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10 people use this account, not CB, We Are Panera!
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Signed copies of the complete works (6 novels) of famed sci-fi author and political firebrand Patrick S. Tomlinson?
Convention season isn't that far away, one of us could get it done there. Bonus points if you can get him make it out to Ade with the note Third time's the charm
 

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He'd just buy a bunch of fucking hats. I get the distinct impression that this guy dresses the part of some handy backwoods hunter but he doesn't actually do shit. I know a lot of those types. I actually am a fucking hillbilly and I dress like a normal person.
Is there a single photo of him not wearing a stink hat, funster?
 
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