We were several drinks into the evening because it was 11 o clock during lockdown

[HotDogJoe]

AKA a weekday, you pair of unemployed, alcoholic, PPP swindling losers.


Nice swaTTing, stupids.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His story also has way too many details. It doesn’t matter that you can’t remember which show you were binging on Netflix, stupid.

 

[Sputnik]

His story also has way too many details. It doesn’t matter that you can’t remember which show you were binging on Netflix, stupid.

Pumping up inane parts of the story is all the proof you need that he took liberties to look better for Jamie.

 

[Stent]

We were about to have all the sex before the police arrived. It's probably the kind of sex that you haven't had because I have had a lot of it and know all the things. I'm very masculine.

 

[Meownaw]

We were 3 beers in. I was on a 3 beer buzz from drinking 3 beers.

 

[guest]

"I've written a couple of screenplays [at Hooligans]". Nobody asked you to write them, and you never sold them to anybody. What an embarrassing thing to say.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine being so shameless that you answer the door in a bathrobe and yell at the cops, requiring your wife to intervene so they don’t smash your head against the sidewalk and throw you in the slammer in your bathrobe.

God damn, I wish it happened. I fucking hate Niki

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If you listen to the call again he makes a solid pig snort sound after this part.

 

[Heyfellas]

For most people, lockdown just meant work from home.

For Patrick and Niki, welfare slobs, it meant more of the same.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The cops dropped their attitudes REAL quick when they saw I am a 6'1 trained MMA pit fighter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"I've written a couple of screenplays [at Hooligans]". Nobody asked you to write them, and you never sold them to anybody. What an embarrassing thing to say.

Really. You could have written 1000 screenplays but if nobody who matters has ever seen them then you might as well have written zero screenplays.

 

[guest]

Really. You could have written 1000 screenplays but if nobody who matters has ever seen them then you might as well have written zero screenplays.

Oh but sweetie, these screenplays have been optioned by Hollywood. If you had even the first clue of how any of this works, you'd understand that the right people are reading these screenplays and it's only a matter of time until pre-production kicks off.

I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

 

[guest]

Who the fuck sits around in a bathrobe in the summer in a house which I assume has no A/C?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Oh but sweetie, these screenplays have been optioned by Hollywood. If you had even the first clue of how any of this works, you'd understand that the right people are reading these screenplays and it's only a matter of time until pre-production kicks off.

I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

I can assure Fatty, nobody who matters knows who he is.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

His story also has way too many details. It doesn’t matter that you can’t remember which show you were binging on Netflix, stupid.

I know from watching police interrogation channels on YouTube that adding numerous unnecessary details to a story is an immediate tell that the person is lying. They are, perhaps subconsciously, trying to make themselves sound more believable but they give themselves away.

The whole story is retarded and isn't swaTTing because no swat team showed up.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Who the fuck sits around in a bathrobe in the summer in a house which I assume has no A/C?

It is Wisconsin. Do they even have summer?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It is Wisconsin. Do they even have summer?

It gets warm but not hot. Humidity isn't terrible compared to a lot of the country.