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We said it was you because it actually was you, fatty!

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Gay Faggot.

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I have been vocally against the majority of “Rickspiracies” and I don’t deny that one is obviously Rick. A fat guy, with the same hair cut, walks by the side of his house (instead of through the alley which were all aware of, since he lives a niggerhood), doesn’t react to his lights and then writes “Gay Virgin”, on his shit? Retarded. It’s so obviously him. Why is that one the hill he dies on? This is why he can’t fake a swatting. Because he can’t even vandalize his own property correctly. He’s so stupid he thinks this is pig proof.
 

NoBacon

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Oh yeah, that guy who looks exactly like Patrick, who is aware of his motion sensor lights, who left his backyard and then vandalised his bike by writing something nobody ever calls him and which isn’t funny in washable marker. Then never posted it here or anywhere else.
 

Will Tate

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Oh yeah, that guy who looks exactly like Patrick, who is aware of his motion sensor lights, who left his backyard and then vandalised his bike by writing something nobody ever calls him and which isn’t funny in washable marker. Then never posted it here or anywhere else.
And tries to get it taken down whenever it's posted. It's such clear, incontrovertible paste that it wasn't him that he doesn't want anyone to see it. Fat 1.2.
 
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Oh yeah, that guy who looks exactly like Patrick, who is aware of his motion sensor lights, who left his backyard and then vandalised his bike by writing something nobody ever calls him and which isn’t funny in washable marker. Then never posted it here or anywhere else.
I have been vocally against the majority of “Rickspiracies” and I don’t deny that one is obviously Rick. A fat guy, with the same hair cut, walks by the side of his house (instead of through the alley which were all aware of, since he lives a niggerhood), doesn’t react to his lights and then writes “Gay Virgin”, on his shit? Retarded. It’s so obviously him. Why is that one the hill he dies on? This is why he can’t fake a swatting. Because he can’t even vandalize his own property correctly. He’s so stupid he thinks this is pig proof.

Let's also not forget that the camera supposedly only recorded for 30 seconds so there's no actual footage of that guy actually doing any vandalism. All he has is a guy walking through his yard. I wonder if that's intentional since if he ever gets caught, it's just a video of him walking through his yard. Was it ever confirmed that there was an actual police report filed? I know he said they "dusted for prints" (sure they did) but I seem to recall something about some case numbers he gave not matching up. I guess if he actually called the cawps and turned over this footage as evidence there's a crime but if he just recorded it to put on TwiTTer or in his case to try and manufacture proof then I don't know that he could even get in trouble for it.

All that said, that "vandal" is definitely fat so that's enough proof for me that it's him.
 

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Let's also not forget that the camera supposedly only recorded for 30 seconds so there's no actual footage of that guy actually doing any vandalism. All he has is a guy walking through his yard. I wonder if that's intentional since if he ever gets caught, it's just a video of him walking through his yard. Was it ever confirmed that there was an actual police report filed? I know he said they "dusted for prints" (sure they did) but I seem to recall something about some case numbers he gave not matching up. I guess if he actually called the cawps and turned over this footage as evidence there's a crime but if he just recorded it to put on TwiTTer or in his case to try and manufacture proof then I don't know that he could even get in trouble for it.

All that said, that "vandal" is definitely fat so that's enough proof for me that it's him.
The dusted for prints thing is hilarious. I know a ton of cops and have heard them say “dusting for prints” exactly 0 times.

@Pringle Can Lothario is this something that still happens?
 

FurBurger

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Penlight, child.
That was such a normal and non-suspicious thing for him to do, too.

Pat's the kind of guy who'd correcT the record about anything he owns, but doesn't give a shit about anyone else's property. Call Paul Weimar's car a big block V8 all you like, Pat doesn't give a shit.

Mention that flashlight... sorry, penlight though, and suddenly Pat's insisting that you get the terminology right.

Very suspicious.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Boy, wait until he finds out what I'm up to today. Hey Pat, tell Niki to stay out of any casinos that are run by native American tribes.
Niki said so not so nice things to the Mongols Motorcycle Club today too. She better watch what the fuck shes saying to people before she causes a lot of trouble.
 
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