We interrupt this program with an Ozone Midget Sighting!!!

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
I went down a rabbit hole of hot midgets on Google and found a few I'd kebob:

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Would def, ya know... For the story...
 
I remember seeing my first real life one. She was extremely elegant and graceful. I swear it was like she was levitating. I couldn't take my eyes off her. You know how in a romcom love at first sight ott type way?
 

Phish

Them boys would fly in the mud over my house
I went to school with one with a literal fucking beanbag for an ass. She waddled when she walked and couldnt rly bend her legs. Weird.
 
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