We interrupt this program with an Ozone Midget Sighting!!!

[FrogmanKurlan]

At the store the other day and saw this couple. Their cart had a bunch of those little microwaveable Mac and cheese bowls. I guess that’s all she can really hold, poor little mug.

Props to that guy though. She’s always at dick sucking level.

Do y’all ever she midgets out and about?

 

[guest]

I've never seen a dwarf IRL. Where we at with other mythical creatures like gnomes and centaurs?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

She's undercover for Mr. W. Buying and testing the competition's candy.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I've never seen a dwarf IRL. Where we at with other mythical creatures like gnomes and centaurs?

Seriously?

 

[guest]

eww LOL that guy probably has some pedophile urges...

 

[guest]

Seriously?

average Dutch height is 6'6 for men and 6'1 for women.

 

[Ladynyahh]

WHO SAW THIS COMING???

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

eww LOL that guy probably has some pedophile urges...

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I hate how we have to pretend as if they are real people, god really cursed those creatures.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’ve always thought it would be cool to fuck one and just viciously spear her with your dick and make her sing the lollipop guild song. But on the other hand I like symmetry and proportion and midgets don’t have any of that. It’s a tough one man.

Who are some of them actual sexy midgets we got? The only one I’ve ever seen that I would fuck is that Bridget the midget porn actress

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Loved that guy in GOT.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have a midget story, I was going to call in about it, but I feared they wouldn't believe me.
I used to work on the 2nd floor of an office building and the 3rd floor was a doctor who specialized in midgets, so we would see them coming in and out often.
One day I was coming back from lunch and as I was approaching the building I saw 2 ladies together, one a midget. I'd later find out they were sisters, they beat me to the elevator and held it for me and I said no thanks, I'm only. 1 floor up and I'll take the stairs, thinking nothing more of this. About an hour later a guy I worked with had a window seat and mentioned how there are cops and an ambulance down below, we all took a look over and I could see a Sen-Han van and in front of it was a huge pool of blood. We all went downstairs to find out what's going on and as I approached a blood I could see what like best as I could describe is liver (I think it was coagulated blood and matter) long story short, we found out that the van parked there to pick up people and didn't see the midget who stepped in front of the van to cross the street. He ran her over! It was the sisters I had seen earlier! My friend saw in the papers that it was a Russian immigrant driver who was not licensed to drive that van and that the midget did indeed die.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

He did have a similarly pot marked Nana face, but more goblin like than ghoulish

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

You know who got the biggest asses, and the best pussy?

Midgets, nigga

 

[Monk]

You know who got the biggest asses, and the best pussy?

Midgets, nigga

Son of a bitch, you beat me to it.

Cheese fuckin' ruled.

"He had this one ho pullin' guns out her pussy, unc! Shit was unseemly, man."

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Son of a bitch, you beat me to it.

Cheese fuckin' ruled.

"He had this one ho pullin' guns out her pussy, unc! Shit was unseemly, man."

I'm saying you either suck dick or you don't


Best acting job by a rapper, but expected since method man is a fake gangsta

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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At the store the other day and saw this couple. Their cart had a bunch of those little microwaveable Mac and cheese bowls. I guess that’s all she can really hold, poor little mug.

Props to that guy though. She’s always at dick sucking level.

Do y’all ever she midgets out and about?

Why didn't they grab one of them kid carts? She could be driving a RACE CAR

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I've never seen a dwarf IRL. Where we at with other mythical creatures like gnomes and centaurs?

Really? We had a midget in my high school class, a girl one. Real big head, looked way older than everyone else. There was also a girl in my neighborhood who was almost a midget, but not quite. Everyone called her Lil, or The Fidget. She looked just like Peggy Bundy if you pressed down on her and squashed her down to four feet tall. Uglier, too. This dude I knew, against all advice, ended up marrying the bitch, and everywhere they went people would stop and stare at the eleven year old girl hanging all over this guy, even though she was 22-23 at the time. She was a total psycho too, ruined his life and haunted him for years.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

In high school there was a football team we played that had a midget. He was technically 1” over whatever the official midget height is but the little fucker tried to run/bear crawl between my legs during a extra point so I just fell back on my ass and set on him

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Got 2:

Was driving down the road and I see this little midget with a redneck fucking mustache and mullet on a regular ass sized bicycle riding on the side of the road. The bike looked comically huge for him. I'm in disbelief that he could even get on it. As I pass him, little dude eats it hard and falls off the bike. I'm glancing in the rear view dying to see him try to get up, but he's out cold. Like dead. I tell someone about this and she tells me she knows the guy and he's a notorious drunk that goes to biker bars. The guy was probably smashed drunk on that too-big-for-him bike.

Also, I once saw a fine ass midget bitch. She was pretty small, but had a normal face/head and nice tits. The only thing that was weirdly proportioned were her arms and legs - they were really short. I legit would have fucked her given the chance.