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The Austrian Actor calls us all....I digged this movie so hard as a kid. It was "my movie" for a few months. Would watch it on repeat.
I dont know about that, but I do know that Bennet needs to let off some steam.The Austrian Actor calls us all....
I dont know about that, but I do know that Bennet needs to let off some steam.
I first saw Commando at my friends 9th birthday party and went home and demanded my mom go and rent it for me immediately. It genuinely changed my life.I digged this movie so hard as a kid. It was "my movie" for a few months. Would watch it on repeat.
9 year old you had some killer taste. I honestly think the cheese as fuck fairytale opening is what sucked me in as a kid, I probably didnt expect things to turn so violent, but when they did I was like hoooooly shittttttttt. So good. They dont make fun movies like that anymore.I first saw Commando at my friends 9th birthday party and went home and demanded my mom go and rent it for me immediately. It genuinely changed my life.
Oh fuck dude, thats a great scene. Oh, wait a sec. That would have been the first set i've ever seen. I always thought it was Starship Trooper titties, but no, this woulda been way earlier.Pretty fawken good when he kicks that guy from Predator through a motel door and there's a chick in there with big fawken tits
What I didn’t realize until I was a teenager is she’s fucking the dude in the ass with a strap-on.Pretty fawken good when he kicks that guy from Predator through a motel door and there's a chick in there with big fawken tits
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