Pat's vacation before going swimming with his phone.
Pat's vacation after going swimming with his phone.
I'm so sorry, Pat.
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I was hoping he’d step on a sting ray. Dumb oafHe looks fully fucking retarded and very fat in that first picture.
That’s not true right ?Don't forget he lost the rental keys in the drink too, that must have cost a pretty penny
Patricia Tomlin or something. I don’t remember.Who's this guy? He kinda looks like a skinnier Shane.
Aye nie! Petrick, crikey! Ow’d you geet up ere? You make the seeme mistakerino that I deed?I was hoping he’d step on a sting ray. Dumb oaf
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I'm so sorry, Pat.
He said he lost his keys to the rental in the lake. Unless I'm going nutsThat’s not true right ?
He definitely said that he lost the rental car keys. I remember mocking him because that's like a $200-300 ("multiple 100s" in JoeSpeak) fee they tack on. Since he undoubtedly rented a silly sports car, it might be more.He said he lost his keys to the rental in the lake. Unless I'm going nuts
The dreaded candiru!I hope one of those parasite things crawled into his urethra.
I thought he lost them in the cenoteHe definitely said that he lost the rental car keys. I remember mocking him because that's like a $200-300 ("multiple 100s" in JoeSpeak) fee they tack on. Since he undoubtedly rented a silly sports car, it might be more.
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I'm so sorry, Pat.
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