Washed Up Alliance Whore Death Pool

[Jenna]

Rules are simple:

1. Everyone gets to draft one member of the alliance, first come first serve
2. First one that dies, you win!
3. No murdering hasbeen actresses to win the pool

With the first overall pick, I select The Redhead Chick from the B-52s!

I'm thinking a lot of ciggys gave us that raspy voice and those lungs aren't gonna stay young forever.

Still eligible:
Ricci
Lawless
Bellucci
Graham
Richards
Elizabeth
Connelly
Anderson
Posey
Gellar
Doherty
Lawson
Hart
Maur
Mädchen
Hewitt
Dern
Del Ray
Hannigan
Grier
Hurley

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Their beauty is eternal, child.

My pick is Jenna Ortega from a fentanyl overdose. That’ll teach you to mess with our Queens. You really have it out for @Torquie by picking his babe.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I pick the blonde chick from abba Agnetha

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Can we add to the list?

 

[DanFielding]

I pick Shannen Doherty since she has stage 4 breast cancer.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

If he gets Doherty, I’ll take Val Kilmer.

 

[Brooke Shields]

still shafting old Brooke I see..

 

[fenrir]

Elizabeth Hurley shouldn't even be on this list since she seems to be some kind of Jew-made vampire:

I want to suck on dem old titties.

 

[Jenna]

I pick Shannen Doherty since she has stage 4 breast cancer.

Fawkkkk I'm firing my entire scouting staff

 

[Jenna]

Their beauty is eternal, child.

My pick is Jenna Ortega from a fentanyl overdose. That’ll teach you to mess with our Queens. You really have it out for @Torquie by picking his babe.

I'm sorry, who are you?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I'm sorry, who are you?

A nobody who believes that Jenna Ortega is a mediocre spic.

 

[Jenna]

A nobody who believes that Jenna Ortega is a mediocre spic.

Monica is a disappointing third mic trying to replace Alicia. I'm not even sure I've seen a Monica Bellucci film, just that Irreversible scene. What else has she been in?

I mean Christina's in Wednesday and I respect the Lucy loyalists, but maybe it's time to bump Monica down the order. It's like two main eventers and some jobber they're trying to push.

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

How about you post their first names too, stupid? I don't know 90% of the people in the pool because you only have their surnames listed.

 

[GhostofMewler'sStillbirth]

Lana del Ray broods, and suicides.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I want to suck on dem old titties.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

If he gets Doherty, I’ll take Val Kilmer.

Nursing home Vigo the Carpathian lookin-ass nigger.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

By Hannigan you mean Alyson? That bitch hit the wall hard as hell. What a disgrace

 

[Jenna]

How about you post their first names too, stupid? I don't know 90% of the people in the pool because you only have their surnames listed.

I don't know who "Lawson" or "Maur" are either.

 

[Jenna]

Mel Kiper Jr's best available is Pam "Janice" Grier