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Was Pat always like this, and he just needed the push by trolls? Or did he get brain damage around 2017?
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Pat from Moonachie was a saint.
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He was a dick to begin with, but being cuckolded made him much worse, then social media completely rotted his feeble mind. And we cannot discard brain damage on top of all that.
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All of this.
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I like when he claims that Ade didn’t sleep with Jon before she left. Sure, pig.
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He always was, he just wasn't accustomed to being challenged and had no idea how to handle that, and still doesn't. For proof just look at any of his old cunty forum posts from 10 years ago
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That'd be even more pathetic in some way, if she only needed to feel the pringles can pressing against her to convince herself Pat was a failure of a man that would never fulfill her needs.
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Given Rick’s track record, this is probably what happened.
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I hope that picture of her sitting in Jon's lap was the first time she felt his massive hog while Pat was posing for another picture with his retarded friends.
She probably brushed up against it while positioning herself to sit on his lap, realized he had a real womb wrecker and at that moment made the decision she had to have it. How much longer were they together after this fateful evening?
Pat never stood a chance after that. But it makes me loff that this picture probably captures that exact moment. I'd feel bad for ol Patrick if he wasn't such a miserable cunt.
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she dumped him fairly immediately after the lappening
- Baby was born late January 2012. Conceived no earlier than second half of April 2011
- "two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing"
- Lappening: May 14th
- on July 19th they filed for divorce
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She gave Pat drunken pity sex for his birthday and when she realized she was pregnant immediately left him. Pat would try and spin it that it was because Ade is evil, but it's obvious who the fucking problem really is. Niki is too depressed/dumb to leave him.
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Jon himself also claimed this, because he's a good man
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Haha holeee shit. The probably few times Pat wanted sex she probably just laid there and let him pump his tiny faucet wiener a few times before he ejaculated pathetically, all the while thinking about Jon, a real man, and his monster dong. Probably realized that Pat had absolutely nothing going for him. Boring, no upward career trajectory, no meaningful skill set, no money, and an unremarkable penis. A supreme beta vs Big Jon Stud. Adrienne leaving Pat was a foregone conclusion.
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Patty had her own moment pressed up against "The Unit."
Look at the glee and excitement in her piggy eyes!
Heady with lust. FFWBT
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Reminder: this is a stealthy geek. Looking at him, you’d have no way to know he was a nerd. You would obviously assume he was a typical bro jock badass.