Was Kevin McCallister autistic?

[guest]

Freaked out over any pizza toppings past plain cheese, is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association, happy with Kraft mac and cheese for Christmas eve dinner, anal retentive boobie trap planning, inability to socialise and cooperate with family members, enjoyment of making strangers feel uncomfortable.

Was Kev a sperg?

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[EraGodless]

Freaked out over any pizza toppings past plain cheese, is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association, happy with Kraft mac and cheese for Christmas eve dinner, anal retentive boobie trap planning, inability to socialise and cooperate with family members, enjoyment of making strangers feel uncomfortable.

Was Kev a sperg?

Not sure, but Norm Macdonald had a joke on Weekend Update about Hollywood thinking about making a Home Alone 3 with Macauly Culkin, but then they would have to make the character retarded.

 

[Coonskin]

Not sure, but Norm Macdonald had a joke on Weekend Update about Hollywood thinking about making a Home Alone 3 with Macauly Culkin, but then they would have to make the character retarded.

Home alone 3 was pfg

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

What if it was Dome Alone and it was about some tard who gets left behind at Christmas and spends the entire time autofellating himself

 

[Coonskin]

What if it was Dome Alone and it was about some tard who gets left behind at Christmas and spends the entire time autofellating himself

Nice bit stupid

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nice bit stupid

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Great mindsch think a lot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Enough about the Home Alone movies!

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

What if it was Gnome Alone and who fucking cares

 

[guest]

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I like this theory but, as their name suggests, the McCallisters are hot-blooded Celts.

There are more than a couple of gingers in there, the dad offers alcohol to someone he assumes is an on-duty police officer, the older brother bullying would be a lot worse if they were WASPs and a WASP mother would continue her holiday uninterrupted "to teach the little bugger a lesson."

Otherwise, the theory is solid.

 

[Stent]

What if it's Tone Alone and Tony Soprano has to fight off the New York crew at his house? Paulie would be all "Oh my God! Da boss!" while on a flight to Florida.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

What if it's Tone Alone and Tony Soprano has to fight off the New York crew at his house? Paulie would be all "Oh my God! Da boss!" while on a flight to Florida.

Wait wait wait…what if it’s Nor-tone Alone and it’s just Jim Norton wandering around aimlessly in his sterile apartment until a cross dressing Viking shows up to break all his stuff?

 

[Dog Eater]

Home Alone 6 and Kevin is 43 and just shoots the burglars in the face as they crawl through the cat door.

 

[guest]

Wait wait wait…what if it’s Nor-tone Alone and it’s just Jim Norton wandering around aimlessly in his sterile apartment until a cross dressing Viking shows up to break all his stuff?

And by "all his stuff" you mean "anal cavity lining".

 

[ChimpanZ]

What if it was Dome Alone and it was about some tard who gets left behind at Christmas and spends the entire time autofellating himself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

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