Warning to all funsters who are Milwaukee bound.

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Word on the street is that Patrick has sent dossiers to every police force in the city and he says they will be standing by on high alert on August 24th to tackle, neutralize, and arrest anyone of any age who approaches the courthouse. Proceed with extreme caution. He's never wrong.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

I would never go. A guy I know has a friend who's going though. Handsome guy. Big dick.

 

[Steve Ramone]

That's weird, as far as I'm aware simply being aware of the court proceedings of a public figure and choosing to attend isn't illegal. I'd be curious to know under which law someone like me, who doesn't contact pat in any way and never has, would be charged? Maybe the 24th is free unlawful arrest settlement day?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I would never go. A guy I know has a friend who's going though. Handsome guy. Big dick.

Well tell your friend's hot friend that Inspector Faucetdick is already onto him.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

That's weird, as far as I'm aware simply being aware of the court proceedings of a public figure and choosing to attend isn't illegal. I'd be curious to know under which law someone like me, who doesn't contact pat in any way and never has, would be charged? Maybe the 24th is free unlawful arrest settlement day?

You aren't owed an explanation, reasoner. Your criminal neutralization awaits.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Huh, I'd have thought a hard-drinking, bar-brawling, nazi-punching 6'1 badass like Paddy Tomlinson would look forward to an encounter with a stlaker.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Imagine the level of security if the pope decided to visit Milwaukee… now multiply that by 10 and that is what Ricky is imagining.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

Well tell your friend's hot friend that Inspector Faucetdick is already onto him.

My friend reports his friend is understandably shaken, but remains undeterred.

 

[guest]

 

[FurBurger]

That's so weird!

Didn't the judge specifically invite members of the public to attend Pat's trial?

 

[Stent]

There is no court. You'll be walking into a jailhouse disguised as a court.

 

[NigelCumia]

I would never go. A guy I know has a friend who's going though. Handsome guy. Big dick.

5 sinks and a fat cock. Some guys really do have it all.

 

[Guest]

Honestly I should try to get off work. What time is the hearing?

 

[stealthygeek]

Honestly I should try to get off work. What time is the hearing?

10 AM local time. Room 401

 

[Kurt_Love]

I think it's much more likely he does show up since he said that. He wants to appear in private (how his stlakers want him to suffer).

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

How much do you think a Norm Macdonald impersonators day rate is?

 

[UnPRePared]

You are mentally sound, Funster.

You have been reminded many times through research of genuine law that a public figure can be subject of parody (and that racists can enter contracts).

Bedtime awaits you. Quietly, quietly Is The Key for good rest.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Reminder to those attending to wear a big covid mask that covers two thirds of your face, to be safe from the pandemic.

 

[RickReternal]

Reminder to those attending to wear a big covid mask that covers two thirds of your face, to be safe from the pandemic.

Oh SHIT! Do you think Pat will be like taking everyone around him’s picture so that Jackie can run it through her bespoke biometrics database that she totally created herself and definitely exists?

 

[stealthygeek]

Oh SHIT! Do you think Pat will be like taking everyone around him’s picture so that Jackie can run it through her bespoke biometrics database that she totally created herself and definitely exists?

He did it at his Elon presentation. It's what introduced us to Filthy Pierre.