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🌶️WARNING🌶️ Mandela Effect example. ☠️DO NOT ENTER THREAD☠ if you are weak of 🌘Reality-Constitution🌔 [THEY ARE EDITING REALITY🥧 (to goof on us) ]

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Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
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I have a good system for determining if I'm currently experiencing reality or something else. It's never failed me yet. I take a deep breath and hold it in while I close my eyes and count to five. Then I slowly exhale while opening my eyes and take a moment to take everything I see in without focusing on anything specific. Then I look myself up and down for any obvious extra limbs and if none are found I check my diaper. If I'm still soiled I know I'm experiencing reality and am not in some weird nightmare. Try it and tell me it doesn't work!
 

Mr. Fuck

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John Legend was some country singer who wore a cowboy hat and then one day I'm told he's some negro and the original John Legend ceased to exist
 
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